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[Hangedman]

Can't help but wonder if I could have condensed this better:

Code:

if (!dead && !rolling && touchdown && dir == 1 && speed.y > 0 && collide("Hanger", x + 1, y - 1) && !collide("Hanger", x, y) && !collide("Hanger", x + 1, y) && !collide("Wall", x, y + 3)) { hanging = true; }
if (!dead && !rolling && touchdown && dir == 0 && speed.y > 0 && collide("Hanger", x - 1, y - 1) && !collide("Hanger", x, y) && !collide("Hanger", x - 1, y) && !collide("Wall", x, y + 3)) { hanging = true; }

[Average Software]

I don't ever I've ever written something that looked this ridiculous, but I swear it makes sense in context:

Code:

    procedure Process_Lunch(Object: in out State) is
    begin
        if not Object.Map.Is_Moving then
            Object.Current_State := Lunching;

            declare
                Text: constant String := "Lunch Break!";
                Effect: Message_Effect;
            begin
                case Unit_Owner(Object.Current_Game, Object.Unit_Start_Location) is
                    when Red =>
                        Effect := Message_Effect_With_Text(Text,
                                                           Red => 1.0, Green => 0.0, Blue => 0.0);
                    when Green =>
                        Effect := Message_Effect_With_Text(Text,
                                                           Red => 0.0, Green => 1.0, Blue => 0.0);
                    when Yellow =>
                        Effect := Message_Effect_With_Text(Text,
                                                           Red => 1.0, Green => 1.0, Blue => 0.0);
                    when Blue =>
                        Effect := Message_Effect_With_Text(Text,
                                                           Red => 0.0, Green => 0.0, Blue => 1.0);
                end case;
           
                Effect.Set_Hex(Object.Unit_Start_Location);
                Object.Effects.Add_Effect(Effect);
                Object.Unit_Start_Location := No_Location;
            end;
        end if;
    end Process_Lunch;

I now have code that can process lunch.

[Elliott D.]

Making a Zelda Game:

Code:

case RoomObjectType.Pot:
    break;

[teomat]

Making a Zelda Game:

Code:

case RoomObjectType.Pot:
    break;

ahahaha, that made me lol too

[Ivan]

Can I still post here if I was crying while I was laughing?

[shadowdim]

Debugging my AS3:

Code:

trace("on");

So, yeah, mostly a Fate/Stay Night joke. Hope someone will get it.

[_Tommo_]

Code:

queueSemaphore.wait();
				
//awoken to be killed (oh the irony)
if( !running )
	break;

I lolled SO hard  

[iPhoenix]

Code:

//getScore (score, time, deaths)
var s, t, d;
s = argument0
t = argument1
d = argument2;
return s / (t * d)

I could've worked with the arguments only, but I guess I want my code to be tidied up.
When I saw what I did, I went all FML.

[geomaster]

This is one of my all-time favorites:

Code:

namespace /* You just lost the */ Game

And I needed a moment to see what I did here:

Code:

assert(Column<3 && Row<3);

Then I added a comment saying 'columns and rows need love too!'

[Evan Balster]

Dear lord.  D:

I think the reason I've never written anything blockified that hard is that I keep my lines under 80 characters at all times, and it starts to be a pain writing lines that short.

[st33d]

Code:

override public function main():void {
	super.main();
	if(killState == 0){
		if(state == IDLE){
			if(getPlayerTarget()){
				state = OPEN;
				count = OPEN_DELAY;
			}
		} else if(state == OPEN){
			if(count) count--;
			else {
				// DIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEE!
				state = DIVE;
				collider.state = Collider.FALL;
			}
		} else if(state == DIVE){
			playerTarget = getPlayerTarget();
			if(playerTarget){
				if(playerTarget.collider.x > collider.x + collider.width){
					collider.vx += speed;
				} else if(playerTarget.collider.x + playerTarget.collider.width < collider.x){
					collider.vx -= speed;
				}
			}
			if(collider.pressure & DOWN){
				state = RETURN;
				collider.state = Collider.HOVER;
			}
		} else if(state == RETURN){
			collider.vy -= speed;
			if(collider.pressure & UP){
				if(getPlayerTarget()){
					// SECOND WAVE, DIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEE!
					state = DIVE;
					collider.state = Collider.FALL;
				} else {
					state = CLOSE;
					count = OPEN_DELAY;
				}
			}
		} else if(state == CLOSE){
			if(count) count--;
			else {
				state = IDLE;
			}
		}
	}
}

[Trevor Dunbar]

Code:

int elligence

also, this is the best magic number ever created apparently:

Code:

i  = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 );               // what the fuck?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root

It is not known precisely how the exact value for the magic number was determined.

It was created with black programming magic.

[TaintedFork]

This isn't game programming related, but it is programming.

The other day I was writing a Mac app in Objective-C. I subclassed NSWindow to make my own window. This happened:

Code:

[self center];

My window is self-centered.

[trq]

This is why I hate ECMA-like languages

[geomaster]

This is why I hate ECMA-like languages

I don't think you can say C++ is ECMA-like. And using another language here makes no difference. Just sayin'

[MadSage]

I would cry (not laugh) if I came across nesting like that   It reminds of the awful renderer someone wrote at the first studio I worked at.  I so badly wanted to refactor it.

[Mikademus]

I would cry (not laugh) if I came across nesting like that   It reminds of the awful renderer someone wrote at the first studio I worked at.  I so badly wanted to refactor it.

Perhaps it was a very, very sad, or possibly deranged, laugh? But yeah, that is not funny code, it is simply bad. Not so bad it is funny, but so bad it is awful

[Ashkin]

Code:

//I ain't saying she's a
public class GoldDigger extends Digger

I
am
HORRIBLE

[Evan Balster]

bool _ = true;
for ( ;_; )
{
  //Infinite loop is sad
}

[hopwep]

Thtats a ruby code that totally sucks. It was one of the first things i writed, i think. It was a system so i created the extra actor atributes using methods and cases. At the first i writed that in a class called 'Other' that functions like C libraries, lol, XD.

Code:

  
  #--------------------------------------------------------------------------
  # * Calculate actor crit rate
  #--------------------------------------------------------------------------
  def crit_rate
    #Declaraciones
    crit = super()
    acrit = []
    ccrit = []
    # These two are totally useles, arrays whose i had to changue 
#the name each time for each atribute and then why not use the switch here?
    #Por personaje
    puts acrit[1] = 7
    # That also sucked. puts!, wtf, i dont remmebr but it dont need it in ruby.
 #It also that method make that you have to set a value for each character or it will explode.
    crit += acrit[id]
    
    #Por clase
    puts ccrit[1] = 7
    crit += ccrit[class_id]
    # Same here

    #Por equipacion
      case weapon_id
       when 1 ; crit += 5
       when 2 ; crit += 6

       end
    #Otros elementos
    
    #Luck
    crit += @suerte/2
    
    return crit 
  
  end

Im actually improving a little game i started in pygame a year later(now are two years or more). It was all the code and classes in a only unique file with 2000 lines. It totally sucked and the OO used was totally laughlable...

This is my rewrite of the first thing:

Code:

  
  #--------------------------------------------------------------------------
  # * Calculate actor crit rate
  #--------------------------------------------------------------------------
  def crit_rate
    #Declaraciones
    v = super()
	
    #By actor
      case @actor_id
       when 1 ; v += 11

      end

    #Por equipacion
      case @weapon_id
       when 1 ; v += 5
       when 2 ; v += 6

      end

    return v 
  
  end

Also luck is implemented now in the basic formula, a lot better.