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[Saladan0]

Ok, Ill be the first to admit that my attempt to mix up TIG with DF fell flat on its face. And I apologize about that.

But now im going to make up for it.

Heres how. Im going to replace DF with the Sims and like DF, name everyone after some people here. This first one will be a test, and I got a few people picked out already off of the IRC. What I need from you guys is a few tips and stuff to make this more interesting.

Ill be building a house first, and you can give me suggestions about what to put in it. I think Seasons is the farthest expansion pack I got, so keep that in mind.

What to expect in this thread.

Probable rape
Pants wetting
Arson
Animal abuse ( I have the pets expansion. )
Orgies (?)
More arson
Clogged toilets
peeping toms
brawls
Badly cooked food
And the house burning down..

...due to arson.

What do you guys think?

[Akhel]

:D

Can you add me? Sounds awesome.

[Saladan0]

People I have so far.

Massena:
Cow:
Ryan:
Jolli:
Energy Turtle:

Ill leave it at 5 people for the first run as a beta.

Next update ill have the faces created.

[Valter]

The similarities between the Sims and DF are staggering, really. Just about the only difference is that Sims will mindlessly do whatever you ask them to like sheep, and Dwarves will do whatever they can to avoid your orders.

[Saladan0]

Massena wasnt there when I needed him most.

So Im going to put him in the next one. Ok.

Im done with the sims. Heres how horrible they turned out.




Time to work on the house!

[reetva]

Make at least one of them sit at the computer and play video games all the freaking time. As long as someone admits to doing that, that is.

[Saladan0]

I was about to start the house when I said screw it, ill reinstall all the add-ons and expansion packs I have. The more crap I can build with the better.

So I probably wont update again till tommorow.

Also nobody has suggested anything for the house. so I have a nice idea on the layout ill build for it.

[shinygerbil]

I wanna be like an embarrassing son with a horrible deformity or something.

[Hideous]

I want in. And I should be hideous, as that's my username (obviously). Also I want to live in a garden shed. With it's own toilet.

[Bree]

Can I be in for the next game?

[increpare]

Do you have, like, all the various zillions of expansion packs installed?  That might make for some variety.

[Hideous]

I could do this this summer, as well. I only have one expansion pack though. Might br able to get some more.

[Saladan0]

Got the frame of the house done and with it, a whole bunch of pictures. careful 56kers, you might explode.



Main house outside. not very pretty but Im not finished completely



Off to the side driveway. wanted to make it into a garage but the building was being a pain, so I gave up.



Close up of the main courtyard with the main driveway. I thought it turned out nice. There is also a 2nd story balcony overlooking it from above.



Outside pool. Used glasswindows here because the sunlight will pour in. Thought it may be a good idea.



Inside of the first floor. Nothing to exciting here. Used a main hallway to connect all the rooms



Pool room. I am extremely pleased how this turned out. its actually cut into two separate levels. Why? because I felt like it. Pool comes complete with diving boards, giving our tiggers more chances to hurt themselves. (yay!)



next to the pool room is the fitness room. I will put weights and treadmills in here. Gotta keep you lazy bastards in shape. Right next to it are a his and her locker-room esqu bathroom. I will install showers and bathroom stals in here eventually.



Right: Dining room. top: kitchen left: I have no idea yet. Probably going to be a mini dining-room. Maybe a bar. Probably going to make it padded so when my tiggers pass out drunk, they don't hit something hard on the way down.



1st story living room. Connected to the bar. Will put videogames and the such in here. also, big screen TVs



2nd story living room because one is just not enough



And heres the overall 2nd story room design. Pink rooms will be bedrooms. Will work out what the other rooms will be.


Next step furnishing.

fabulous!

[Ryan]

Looking real good there, ol chap! my god this is best smiley ever

I'm excited to see what's going to happen!

[Melly]

You need a room with massive computers and stuff. The geekyness must flow!

[Saladan0]

Done furnishing the house. You guys are going to have an awesome time in here because the house is simply amazing.



here is the fitness and shower rooms. Treadmills are fun! Im going to record somebody setting them to max speed and try and run on them. Itll be grand!



Kitchen and dining room. Has enough to seat a bunch of people in case the tiggers have friends over. Which is unlikely because these people have no friends.



As it turns out I did put a bar here (Two actually!) with some darts. I expect a bunch of time to be wasted here. (wasted in more then one way. HAHA YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!)



Bottom living room will be horrible to go to because I assume the tiggers have the talent of a sloth, and when playing the guitar, gods will weep.



Top room will have a bunch more fun in it. Got videogames, TV, hell, even a great stero system. Parties will be had.

Here are the 4 bedrooms I put in. I setup the doors so whoever claims it first, gets it. So itll be a battle to choose.

Also none of the people I put in here asked for anything specific. So they get what they get.






Nothing to awesome, but hey.



Here will be a lan room. I doubt I will ever get an actual game party going with everyone in at once. but I tried.

I saved the best for last. Ive made something else in which I think you guys will enjoy.



Im sorry, there is a bowling alley in my house. Your argument is invalid.

[Melly]

I wanna live there.

So bad.

[Hideous]

... Why aren't you using the Sims' built-in screenshot function?

[Saladan0]

Hey guys, I think 2 people are nearly dead and im 5 minutes in! yay!

Well, first off due to photobucket acting gay, I lost half my pictures. So ill just tell you what happened.

First thing everybody did was get into a giant waterballoon fight. Turtle ended up with a cold and everybody went to shower off.

Then I gave Turtle alcohol from the bar, which was a bad idea. because strange things started happening.





...yea Not only did turtle give his cold over ryan, he procedded to try and rape him in the ass. GL with that one.



Also Im going to try this later on. See what happens. hilarity guess: high.

Other things that have happened:


Turtle uses his lust against a machine,

Everybody goes to claim there rooms which leads to,

Cow already surfing for porn.


This is the best group of people ever.

PS:



SPARE!

[Xotes]

I want in... I REALLY WANT IN. SIR. YOU CANNOT LEAVE A GENTLEMAN OUT OF SOMETHING LIKE THIS. What, I don't look like a gentleman? There.