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[Dr. Cooldude]

Can't wait for vacation, this stress is killing me...

To all men having a bad day. I had a very bad crash on my bike, and as a result my right testicle is bound to die. It is 3 times as big and bruised black. Not to mention the worst pain I ever experienced.

So whatever sucks, at least you still have 2 balls :p

Shit man, that must really hurt :/ hope you get well soon.

[Kekskiller]

My condolences, I hope you don't get any phantom pain down there :/
However, manliness is not defined by number of balls but their material. If there's a testicle-targeting shootout you'll have a 50% higher chance of not getting mutilated (or 25% if the ball left will align properly).

[Kekskiller]

Oh and maybe it'll make your dick look bigger because there's less other material

[s0]

To all men having a bad day. I had a very bad crash on my bike, and as a result my right testicle is bound to die. It is 3 times as big and bruised black. Not to mention the worst pain I ever experienced.

So whatever sucks, at least you still have 2 balls :p

ouch, i can't even imagine the pain you must be experiencing right now. hope you recover anyway and there won't be any further complications.

p.s. i'm having a bad day and this actually made me feel worse

[Eendhoorn]

Thanks for all the kind words, I really needed that. From what I've been told, the consequences are not that big. I'm still fertile, just have a bit less ammo. I'm just a bit scared of any additional damage. Fortunately the barrel itself still functions normally and without pain, but it's scary to see it all bruised black.
Only time will tell I guess.

I think the worst damage is mentally, I feel half a man and feel incredibly stupid for doing this to myself. The crash occurred on a jump (I practise a sport similiar to bmx). I was pretty hesitant of doing it at first, but decided to do it anyway. Arrrghh.

To all men having a bad day. I had a very bad crash on my bike, and as a result my right testicle is bound to die. It is 3 times as big and bruised black. Not to mention the worst pain I ever experienced.

So whatever sucks, at least you still have 2 balls :p

ouch, i can't even imagine the pain you must be experiencing right now. hope you recover anyway and there won't be any further complications.

p.s. i'm having a bad day and this actually made me feel worse

Yeah it hurts pretty bad, but it's doable when I'm lying down. Sucks to be tied to the bed though.

Oh and maybe it'll make your dick look bigger because there's less other material

Well right now it's about as big as a baseball down there, so my peepee looks signigicantly smaller. Which makes it more uncomfortable to show it to the doctors :p
I did get a lubricated ball massage from the lady who did the scans though !

[TPathuis]

Damn, just reading that made my crotch hurt a little. Hope you/everything down there recovers quickly.

[:^)]

ah my gosh. the size of a baseball?

do you have any pain meds? just thinking about that pain, ah man. I'd bet you'd almost wish you could just cut it off and get it over with. lordy.

[Eendhoorn]

*beware: nasty speaking of genitalia below*



Yeah, I was not aware my body was able to swell up that big. Fortunately it's reduced to only being twice as big as normally now. The pain is not that bad when I just lie down and don't touch it. I am able to scream when it get's caught between my leg and boxershort though.

But today is the first day I can walk without feeling like dying, so hopefully recovery will be on it's way soon! My peepee's bruising has been spreading though, and it's started to look completly black/purple. So I'm gonna go to the hospital again just to make sure nothing's wrong.
I also had blood in my semen, but that's to.be expected I guess.

[Ashkin]

I also had blood in my semen, but that's to.be expected I guess.

blood in my semen

semen

... That must have been painful

[Eendhoorn]

I also had blood in my semen, but that's to.be expected I guess.

blood in my semen

semen

... That must have been painful

It was actually very enjoyable, but that might have been because I was unable to do anything with my peepee for a while :p
Just very scary to see.

[Dr. Cooldude]

Man, I thought I've been through the worst kind of things. I hope you get well soon.

[Conker534]

Being 18 with no license and jobless, with parents that tell me to get a job every hour.

;-; i'm trying dammit i've applied to like everywhere.

[Player 3]

Being 18 with no license and jobless, with parents that tell me to get a job every hour.

;-; i'm trying dammit i've applied to like everywhere.

Same case at twenty.

[joseph ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

Aww you guys. That does suck. KEEP HUSTLING on game dev stuff while you look for jobs, even though it can be discouraging, because when you do land your grownup jobs you will long for the time you've got right now. Dont worry about the licenses, driving and shit is easy, you'll pick them up at some point when it's more convenient.

[Player 3]

Aww you guys. That does suck. KEEP HUSTLING on game dev stuff while you look for jobs, even though it can be discouraging, because when you do land your grownup jobs you will long for the time you've got right now. Dont worry about the licenses, driving and shit is easy, you'll pick them up at some point when it's more convenient.

• The jobs we can go to is severely limited by the fact we still can't drive.
• We're pretty much at that "grown-up" part of life.
• Good luck being that one-in-a-trillion guy who actually can make games for a living.

In other news of things that suck, I have just turned twenty. I remember being a silly seventeen-year-old first signing up. On the plus side, I think I now know what I want to make a career of: mobile and/or website/application development.


Here's another year closer to death.

[Schrompf]

So my freshly released game is mentioned in an indie blog video about freshly released games. And to showcase the game they use a video nearly two years old! Looks like shit, of course.

[Conker534]

Aww you guys. That does suck. KEEP HUSTLING on game dev stuff while you look for jobs, even though it can be discouraging, because when you do land your grownup jobs you will long for the time you've got right now. Dont worry about the licenses, driving and shit is easy, you'll pick them up at some point when it's more convenient.

• The jobs we can go to is severely limited by the fact we still can't drive.
• We're pretty much at that "grown-up" part of life.
• Good luck being that one-in-a-trillion guy who actually can make games for a living.

In other news of things that suck, I have just turned twenty. I remember being a silly seventeen-year-old first signing up. On the plus side, I think I now know what I want to make a career of: mobile and/or website/application development.


Here's another year closer to death.

i feel you

[gimymblert]

Physics engine that try to pass as collision engine and fuck your gameplay up, BUNDEM!

[saibot216]

Having a doctor do a procedure with local anesthetic instead of general, making the procedure still the most painful thing in the world.

[moi]

Having a doctor do a procedure on your private parts with anaesthetic cream, then having the anaesthesia wear off while you're riding the train back home.