Schoolgirls. Aliens. Slime. Nethack jokes. Turn-based combat. Don't make me use complete sentences, I haven't slept enough for that.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/269010Um, for those looking for more detail... It's JRPG-ish, but you do get to choose where to assign your skill points at each levelup, so you can tweak your strategy to favor the characters and attacks you like best.
There are dialog options but it's not really a visual novel. The choices impact which version of the final boss you face in the end.
If you already bought it from us (or you draw interesting pictures of the characters - no, not THAT kind of interesting!) you can email me for a Steam key.