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« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2014, 04:18:00 PM » |
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« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2014, 04:20:18 PM » |
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I open the portal to the dark realm and call in the nursery crypt  their needles full of Special Edition DOUBLE CHEESE BigMac burgers are administrated to your skinny skellies Your proud undead army got so fat it can't move anymore, whatchu gunna du? |
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« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2014, 04:27:57 PM » |
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I finish off my combo by invoking bambi  bambi stomps dem dumbutts fatbones just abandon, you're no match for my doc bones deck |
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« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2014, 04:33:48 PM » |
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I play my final spell. Human Re-Sources  Nymphs form a pact between all animals and humans. This spell grows my trees to their final stage, where upon they become sentient and leave the earth. Dislodging all of the dirt and turning the playing field into an ocean. Drowning all enemies and friendly units not in boats. See: None.  |
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« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2014, 04:38:50 PM » |
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Oh god, bambii, nooooo... You are going pay for this I activate the equip spell sombrero party, teleporting mohawk to the nearest tacobell, where he can enjoy the all-new recipe jalapeno taco Evolving into firebreathing mega mohawk lvl 9001 now, mohawk, burn that forest down! |
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« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2014, 04:43:38 PM » |
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 i play a picture of carl sagin check mate athiests |
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« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2014, 04:49:54 PM » |
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The forest and everything else was drowned and nobody wins. Start a new game, nerdo.
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« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2014, 04:57:18 PM » |
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The forest and everything else was drowned and nobody wins. Start a new game, nerdo.
Yeah right, I clearly won, my swagger mohorse is immune to water, yo, learn ye math, nerdo. |
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« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2014, 06:52:49 AM » |
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 I play Buttcrack Aplenty. Full Moon rises and buries all your permanets where the Sun won't ever shine. |
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« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2014, 07:37:54 AM » |
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 I play The Squiggled Sun, restoring light to the world and tanning all of those chiseled cheeks. |
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« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2014, 10:04:13 AM » |
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« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2014, 10:32:14 AM » |
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 i attack card with a gay pride parade card, and all copies of card, are instantly removed from the game |
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« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2014, 02:36:21 AM » |
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I play Techno Viking  Restoring balance to the world. |
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« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2014, 06:42:01 AM » |
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 i play fucking nerd a single tear rolls down the cheek of techno viking as he gains 500 suicide points |
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« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2014, 08:28:40 AM » |
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« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2014, 10:10:17 AM » |
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i agree
nice cards, shit heads. whered you get em? the "i dont understand what is going on in this thread" store?
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« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2014, 10:19:07 AM » |
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this was a really good thread until everybody else started posting in it
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« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2014, 10:41:31 AM » |
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I play Happy Bone Prison All sad humans in play automatically get their own Bone Prison, protecting them for one turn from all damage and sadness.  |
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« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2014, 10:42:43 AM » |
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 I place Monkey Wheel in the artifact zone. The wheel spins slowly. |
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« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2014, 10:45:19 AM » |
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Sorry but Peasantry decks are weak to Noble decks. I play Noblest Heart Feeler. Using his superior intellect and soft hands, the Noblest Heart Feeler realizes all we needs is love.  |
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