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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3546973.stmA scientist says one of the most sought after particles in physics - the Higgs boson - may have been found, but the evidence is still relatively weak.
Peter Renton, of the University of Oxford, says the particle may have been detected by researchers at an atom-smashing facility in Switzerland.
The Higgs boson explains why all other particles have mass and is fundamental to a complete understanding of matter.
Dr Renton's assessment of the Higgs hunt is published in Nature magazine. I apologize in advance for creating a spam thread. 
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« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2008, 08:08:28 PM » |
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Originally, the team must have been researching something totally different.
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« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2008, 08:09:51 PM » |
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"Alrighty, we're researching a cure for cancer, and we're progressing really wel- Woah, fuck! Higgs Boson! Somebody get the video camera!"
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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2008, 08:21:24 PM » |
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I bet it was really a guy in a suit.
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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2008, 09:19:25 PM » |
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Quick, get a mod to delete this before he finds out and derails the thread!
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« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2008, 09:32:38 PM » |
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Quick, get a mod to delete this before he finds out and derails the thread!
Just hit him with the Dawkins Beam if he gets out of hand. |
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« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2008, 09:42:15 PM » |
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This just in: Scientist lies because he wanted to be on the news.
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« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2008, 09:51:04 PM » |
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2008, 09:59:53 PM » |
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goddammit renton, you always do this  jeez |
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« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2008, 02:34:32 AM » |
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Hai guys.
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« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2008, 02:35:32 AM » |
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In other news, the LHC is now being sold to the highest bidder with the most evil laugh.
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« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2008, 04:25:51 AM » |
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Dr. Renton is my hero. He's going to make a lot of great discoveries. His recent paper in the dynamics of thread topics and their derailing was awesome. :3
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"It's Renton's fault, as usual." - Melly
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« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2008, 05:28:16 AM » |
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Plus Dr Renton wears a fez, because he lives in Turkey. Can you imagine that.
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« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2008, 06:07:16 AM » |
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Please, Dr. Renton is a western man, he wears a fedora.
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« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2008, 08:55:21 AM » |
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GUYS WHAT IF WE ARE ALL IN THE MATRIX LHC?
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« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2008, 09:06:28 AM » |
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GUYS WHAT IF WE ARE ALL IN THE MATRIX LHC?
Yeah dude! I mean, we probably are the result of someone messing with a lhc esque device in a higher leveled universe. In fact, all universes go circular, each one creating another ones while attemtping to figure out how their universe was created, unitl the lowest of them actually create the highest of them, wrapping them up. |
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« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2008, 09:10:23 AM » |
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That recursion doesn't make sense, Alevice! Infinity is way easier to accept than things creating the thing that created them.
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« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2008, 09:10:51 AM » |
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On second thought, I think religion proves me wrong there.
BWAHAHAHAHA :D
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2008, 02:59:59 PM » |
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Please, Dr. Renton is a western man, he wears a fedora.
ain't u dr.renton  OMG ... u turks made us wear fez for decades 0_0 |
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« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2008, 03:33:47 PM » |
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Please, Dr. Renton is a western man, he wears a fedora.
ain't u dr.renton OMG ... u turks made us wear fez for decades 0_0 He discovers some primordial particle, or something, and now he's already talking about himself in 3rd person. |
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