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[deadeye]

The human tongue can distinguish between five major tastes:  Salty, sweet, sour, bitter, and chicken.  This is why a sweet-and-sour almond chicken is the best food you can ever eat.  True fact.

[Soulliard]

You mean, sweet-and-sour almond chicken in Tiger Sauce.

[Tanner]

You mean, sweet-and-sour almond chicken in Tiger Sauce.

[Radnom]

Once I went on a trip around the world. I tried many exotic foods.

I tried some Huhu grubs here in NZ. Tasted like chicken

I tried some Kangaroo and Alligator meat in Australia. Tasted like chicken.

I went to France and tried snails and frog legs. Tasted like chicken.

I came back home and got some KFC. Tasted like shit.

[Renton]

I came back home and got some KFC. Tasted like shit.

ZING!

[deadeye]

Every time I go to KFC they're always out of something.  Usually it's honey.  If it's not honey, it's biscuits.  If it's not biscuits, it's Sierra Mist.  If it's not Sierra Mist, it's apple pie, or parfaits, or some damn thing that I usually never order but I just happen to want it that day and of course they don't have any. 
They were even out of chicken once .  They always have coleslaw though .

Damn, I just realized I'm hungry.

[Tanner]

The bowls are where it's at, yo.

[Valter]

Chic-Fil-A for life, yo. Best chicken evar.

[team_q]

Nah Dog,

St. Hubert.