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[Alex May]

www.game7z.com

This is so fucking great, if you translate it to English using Google Translate.

For instance, this review of Dyson where they wrote a whole back story about men having breast cancer in the future.

Or how about "Cow hell of a china shop" (Minotaur China Shop), and "Conductor Surface" (Cortex Command)?

They seem to have wide coverage and know what's what. Great site.

[SilverSpoon]

Reading this...actually gave me a headache.
ROFL at the content, who knew that Dyson would be written about with such zeel!

[William Broom]

More complicated to operate the game, if not seen the video can not really understand how to operate.

Truthful and incisive commentary on Cortex Command.

[Zaphos]

Awesome  :D

Also, corrected links for china shop and cortex:

http://translate.google.com/translate?prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.game7z.com%2Fguide%2Fminotaur-china-shop.html&sl=auto&tl=en

http://translate.google.com/translate?prev=hp&hl=en&js=n&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.game7z.com%2Fguide%2Fcortex-command.html&sl=zh-CN&tl=en

[Alex May]

Thanks 

[snake2020]

China lacks independent game production environment

http://translate.google.cn/translate?prev=hp&hl=zh-CN&js=n&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.douban.com%2Fgroup%2Ftopic%2F1320607%2F&sl=zh-CN&tl=en

[Fuzz]

As a result, on earth as the only two scholars Men's Health - Dr. Kremers & Dr.May,神兵天降developed treatment of this disease Games SEEDLING plague.

Dr. May, thank you for linking to this website.

Wait... did you write this comment?

Hello, This is my doctor in May Alexis is a very picky doctor. 男人的健康是非常重要的。 Men's health is very important. 我们必须把重点放在男性健康！ We must focus on men's health! 正是由于这个原因，我写信通知你的新版本被释放。 It is for this reason I am writing to inform you of the new version was released. 请升级到版本1.20 ，为您的健康！ Please upgrade to version 1.20, for your health!

Game Maker is a very popular instrument independent game, it is designed to allow the game are changing the production process easier. Ordinary players need to learn C + + or DirectX programming, as long as the mouse through a simple operation can make the game. And For advanced players, you can freely use the built-in scripting language to develop complex GML Game function.

Drag and drop apparently requires knowledge of C++.

[ஒழுக்கின்மை (Paul Eres)]

No, that meant that ordinarily you need to learn c++ and directx, but with GM you don't.

I think the humor is more in the translation than in what they are saying.

[Fuzz]

No, that meant that ordinarily you need to learn c++ and directx, but with GM you don't.

I think the humor is more in the translation than in what they are saying.

That's what was meant, but the translation appears to mean you need to learn C++ and DirectX.

[ஒழுக்கின்மை (Paul Eres)]

I found mention of my game:

永恒防御(Immortal Defense)
开发者:RPGCreations
一款出色的防御游戏. 最近发布了1.1版. 增加了关卡编辑器, 增加了50个新关卡, 总共游戏关卡现在是150个. 增加了背景图片, 改进了游戏画面, 增加了快捷键, 新增shift键游戏加速.

Timeless defense (Immortal Defense)
Developer: RPGCreations
An excellent defensive game. Recently released version 1.1. An increase of Level Editor, an increase of 50 new points, a total of game points are now 150. An increase of the background picture, and improve the game screen, an increase of shortcuts, the new Games by accelerating the shift key.

[agj]

I know of two Korean blogs that feature indie games:

http://ritgun.tistory.com/
http://www.pig-min.com/

I only know about these because they have mentioned two of my games.

[Bennett]

Wow, they are spot on in their observation that GalCon is about ovulation.

[Loren Schmidt]

The Cortex Command translation was almost intelligible.

On the other hand, I have no idea what unholy forces are at work behind that rendition of the Dyson article. It is truly a work of art. In many ways it will be sad if there are ever decent software translation services available.

[shig]

This reminds me of a compo idea I had a long time ago:

First, you type a description of a game. Then you google translate it into at least 4 different languages and then back. Now try and make a game that follows the new, horribly mistranslated description.

[Alex May]

Wait... did you write this comment?

version 1.20

Yes, they were linking to v1.08.

[gambrinous]

I like this comment on the Cortex Command review:

This game is very good play but unfortunately that's enough of our mentally retarded AI and enemy AI can be very clever hit was so basic that Rambo-style fighting to control a dozen mining hundred five do not count on AI robot set mining AI with a shovel and then they will come together to dig the sky ...

[Bood_war]

Ahh, google translator, what would we do without you?  :D

[jeb]

Hehe yeah, translation services are teh fun

On pig-min and other korean sites, people are always talking about the bedspread. Bedspread is important in korean gameplay, so don't forget about it!


(Or... you can read this)

[Alex May]

The translation is fun, but the actual Dyson review is pretty hilarious in itself I think. I don't think it's down to funny translation. They genuinely came up with a funny back story to explain mosquitoes infecting men with breast cancer or something.

[jeb]

The translation is fun, but the actual Dyson review is pretty hilarious in itself I think. I don't think it's down to funny translation. They genuinely came up with a funny back story to explain mosquitoes infecting men with breast cancer or something.

The Dyson review is awesome