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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2008, 05:31:00 PM » |
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Haha! Really funny. "You should come here earlier next time!" :D
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shinygerbil
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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2008, 05:48:21 PM » |
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I haven't made involuntary noises while laughing in a very long time. :D  |
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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2008, 05:53:58 PM » |
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Where did this Full Life consequence fan fiction comes from?
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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2008, 07:00:12 PM » |
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Yeah, I was wondering that too.
I had seen the first one like this on YTMND, and stumbled on this on YouTube yesterday. Definitely the funniest thing I've seen on YouTube so far.
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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2008, 07:30:31 PM » |
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Very funny indeed. :D
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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2008, 08:23:45 PM » |
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My brain kindof hurts now.
But this has brought back memories of Garry's mod, which is awesome.
I built a fully functioning bomber plane out of a cargo container, some dumpster lids, some thrusters and balloons, and about a billion explosive barrels once!
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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2008, 09:07:39 PM » |
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There is also the hella sweet hand drawn one
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2008, 04:55:18 AM » |
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Haha, really funny and great design. Where did this Full Life consequence fan fiction comes from?
The original story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1 |
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2008, 05:40:41 AM » |
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Wait, that was supposed to be serious?  |
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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2008, 05:58:37 AM » |
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I sincerely hopes that this fan fiction is the work of an 8 year old... Otherwise it would somewhat sad... Unless it's made crappy on purpose...
Do you suppose that team Cougar (dev of Zoo Race) hired the same writer for their game?
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shinygerbil
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« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2008, 06:14:48 AM » |
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One of the youtube comments said that the kid who wrote it was in year three (which would put him at about 8 or 9 I believe), and that english wasn't his first language anyway. So kudos for making something legible, if indeed that's true!  |
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« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2008, 06:24:40 AM » |
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One of the youtube comments said that the kid who wrote it was in year three (which would put him at about 8 or 9 I believe), and that english wasn't his first language anyway. So kudos for making something legible, if indeed that's true! Which leads me to wonder why an eight year old kid is playing Half-life 2. Come on parents, don'tcha read the boxes? Still, I really like the goast part  |
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« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2008, 06:25:31 AM » |
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Concerned (a comic based on Garry's mod) is much better. I thought this was just a bit poor  What was supposed to be funny about it? The fact that it was so crap?
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« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2008, 11:08:22 AM » |
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Well, somebody had posted that somewhere thinking it was good. So yeah, they're just making fun of it. It was just so awesomely terrible.
And yeah, seeing it, I couldn't bring myself to believe it was done by anyone who wasn't either mentally-disabled or young.
That's honestly better than anything I'd be writing at 8 years old.
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« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2008, 12:06:17 PM » |
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Man, I didn't even know that Gordon Freeman had a brother.
That's crazy.
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« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2008, 12:39:09 PM » |
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« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2008, 02:40:39 PM » |
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This reminds me of that Dexter's Lab episode... "Dexter and Computress Get Mandark!"
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« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2008, 05:43:35 PM » |
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"And the pants were dead and the ground was messy and bloody from HEADCRABS!"
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“I have brought you T, Master. It took quite a lot of searching on your Galaxy’s non-holographic communications network, but no man is beyond the reach of a Sith.”
Meanwhile, poor Mr. T was left to hang upside down in the middle of the room, informing us that we were both fools, to be pitied.
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shinygerbil
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« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2008, 06:30:35 PM » |
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So I was thinking about this on the way to work.
What I think he's trying to say is that John Freeman isn't real - or even scarier, John Freeman is real and there is no Gordon Freeman. John has an overactive imagination, or possibly a split personality which I think is more likely. Think about it; the name Half-Life totally gives it away. Coincidence? I think not!
So it appears John Freeman's split personality has advanced so far that they have separate email accounts. So the "Gordon" half of his brain sends an email from whatever fantastical place he believes he is in to the "John" half of his brain, thus dragging John into Gordon's world. Now The Gordon and John halves are in the same world, what do we have? Full Life Consequences. Think about it. Totally makes sense.
The bit where he shoots the headcrab zombie police officer even though he doesn't have a gun is probably the first crack in John's warped mind beginning to show to the reader, but poignantly, John doesn't notice.
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