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« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2008, 11:01:49 AM »

Somthing tells me the only reason Microsoft doubled the reward was so they could lessen the impact the unnavoidable "games r bad and make kids kill lololololololololololololol!11one23" comments that arise from that kinda stuff would have on them.

For them it's probably very little money anyway.

Also the publicity, of course.
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« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2008, 11:06:11 AM »

Somthing tells me the only reason Microsoft doubled the reward was so they could lessen the impact the unnavoidable "games r bad and make kids kill lololololololololololololol!11one23" comments that arise from that kinda stuff would have on them.

For them it's probably very little money anyway.

Yeah, that's quite likely the reason behind it. I still want that damn reward, too bad I don't like anywhere near there.

Even if you did, chances you'd find him are slim, and even if you did, chances you'd find his captor with a loaded shotgun are high.
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« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2008, 11:08:25 AM »

Melly, what kind of hellish, lawless country are you from? Shocked
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« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2008, 11:13:15 AM »

Bartertown. It's near Thunderdome.
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« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2008, 11:16:32 AM »

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« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2008, 11:17:52 AM »

I'm kinda talking about the more shady parts of the american countryside, actually.
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« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2008, 11:37:13 AM »

Dueling banjos kinda scene eh
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« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2008, 01:22:34 PM »

$50,000 pfft, if you send him home a finger at a time you could milk it for even more cash.
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« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2008, 05:16:57 PM »

The book & movie (and possibly, a licensed platformer) deal will dwarf this half hearted sum easily.
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« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2008, 06:09:55 PM »

Hey, guys! Let's treat suicide as a joke and/or something to act supercilious and impatient about!
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« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2008, 06:54:56 PM »

godsavant, those memes have no place here.
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« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2008, 07:09:03 PM »

ok, bit of bad taste there.
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« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2008, 09:19:41 PM »

Yes, please let's stick to jokes about rape and murder.
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« Reply #33 on: October 31, 2008, 01:35:38 AM »

I hope that if he returns his parents don't spoil him, elevating the problem next time it causes him to go off the rails. Because I can see that happening and it makes me sad.
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« Reply #34 on: October 31, 2008, 06:58:08 AM »

That kid is most likely some combinationpermutation of "dead," "raped," "drugged," and "tied up in a shed in the woods."

Now, given that X, the number of times one is stabbed by a hobo within the space of an hour, is a Poisson random variable with E(X)=5, what is the probability that...
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« Reply #35 on: October 31, 2008, 10:46:22 AM »

They still haven't found him?

That kid is most likely some combination of "dead," "raped," "drugged," and "tied up in a shed in the woods."
Yes, please let's stick to jokes about rape and murder.
Oh wow, that's mean.

I hope some combination of those things happen to you when you do something silly.
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« Reply #36 on: October 31, 2008, 11:23:09 AM »

They still haven't found him?

That kid is most likely some combination of "dead," "raped," "drugged," and "tied up in a shed in the woods."
Yes, please let's stick to jokes about rape and murder.
Oh wow, that's mean.

I hope some combination of those things happen to you when you do something silly.
Running away because your parents took away your console isn't silly. It's asking for trouble.
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« Reply #37 on: October 31, 2008, 11:35:05 AM »

While we're on the subject, don't do drugs kids.
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« Reply #38 on: October 31, 2008, 11:58:53 AM »

Winners don't use drugs. Maybe some weed. But not much. Only a tiny little bit.
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« Reply #39 on: October 31, 2008, 12:02:28 PM »

NO COMPROMISES! KIDS, WEED WILL MAKE YOU SHRIVEL UP AND DIE. LIKE, IF YOU DO IT EVEN ONCE. THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
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