While all this nonsense is amusing. You haven't shown any in game footage. I would like to see that, or at least a prototype.
I agree. How is the game actually shaping up?
Good morning. I am slightly suspicious as to how you managed to ask this question before my announcement on the subject, but as you are not a criminal, I can only assume you are a benevolent genie of some kind. Thank you.
Mobycorp is pleased to announce the production of a "computer system" virtual sharks experience, or game. The purpose of this game is to recreate the situations relating to the criminals' initial crimes, including vandalism and MURDER inside a reputable Mobycorp facility. By creating this game and distributing it and analyzing the footage returned (please be sure to wear clothes when using the final product.), we can completely isolate these criminals' abilities and weaknesses. Please hold your applause.
Unfortunately, the majority of "class A" studio members recruited via the Mobycorp City Park Late Evening Personnel Procurement Vans find that their abilities lean more towards the artistic side of game development than the technical side of coding and engine-building. Class B is safe. Luckily, the recent wornspace timeflux mutated a few of these abundant and stinky artists into much more effective programmers just before the wornspace timeflux occurred. Therefore, an "alpha build" is nearing the final stages of production! This is a very exciting time, and the ETA to discover the ETA is tomorrow morning.
Nevertheless, additional personnel would be greatly appreciated. Have you ever wanted an exciting career in the exciting field of [BACKGROUND_ART], [SPRITE_ANIMATION], or [GAME_TILESETS]? If so, please flag down a Mobycorp Recruitment Van... or post here.
Thank you for your time,
John Smith