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[Code_Assassin]

So I'm making some lil monkeys in my game, and I store them in a generic List. I'm looping through them, with an index named 'c'. While checking if the current monkey in the list is null, the code ends up like:

Code:

if(monkey[c]){//monkey do
...

lol 

[Muz]

items.add(NOTHING);
setHeight(NOTHING);

[Dr. Cooldude]

items.add(NOTHING);
setHeight(NOTHING);

This kind of reminds me of the NOP instruction that some CPUs has.

[Geti]

I wonder why "" when stored in a std::string is becoming some random IP address now?...

Code:

if ( fscanf( thefile, "%s", ip.c_str() ) < 0 )

[DelishusCake]

I'm making a simple level editor, and needed a way to grow and shrink rectangles based on button presses. It wasn't working and I think I found out why:

Code:

if love.keyboard.isDown('lshit') then 
	Editor.active.w = Editor.active.w + 2
end

[Muz]

items.add(NOTHING);
setHeight(NOTHING);

This kind of reminds me of the NOP instruction that some CPUs has.

It's supposed to initialize stuff to 0, but I don't like putting 0 as a variable anywhere. I guess renaming it to NOP makes more sense, but the doThis(NOTHING) code in capital letters makes me giggle.

[Sergi]

After wondering why part of the program isn't doing what it should, and putting breakpoints in the function that are never hit, I realized that yesterday I put

Code:

return;

at the beginning of the function in order to test a different part of the program. Painful but difficult not to laugh at the stupid mistakes...

[Dr. Cooldude]

You and Muz should collaborate and make it to

Code:

return NOTHING;

Couldn't resist

[kiddRaddical]

Rewriting my EnemyManager in better, cleaner C# and came across a lame pun:

Code:

public Enemy...

YEEEEAAAA BOOOOOIIII. Only 90s hip-hop fans will get it

[Dr. Cooldude]

Rewriting my EnemyManager in better, cleaner C# and came across a lame pun:

Code:

public Enemy...

YEEEEAAAA BOOOOOIIII. Only 90s hip-hop fans will get it

I posted the same thing on this thread before! :D

I was working on the Enemy class in my game, found this constructor:

Code:

public Enemy()
{ ...

and,

lol, what a nice coincidence.

[Evan Balster]

You guys are a  class Act {}

[kiddRaddical]

You guys are a  class Act {}

Code:

while(reading)
   thatPun -= myHealth

...what I am I doing with my life...

[Dr. Cooldude]

You guys are a  class Act {}

My constructor was real though.
I promise...

[Sergi]

You guys are going to like these love letters if you don't know them already. Yes, that's an actual working C program.

[JobLeonard]

 

I'm a 90s hip-hop fan. Anyone older than twenty should get this.

[Code_Assassin]

snip

socomplicate.

[kiddRaddical]

You guys are going to like these love letters if you don't know them already. Yes, that's an actual working C program.

That's amazing on so many levels; dare I ask what the output is? ( too lazy to read it for understanding. I hate the whole C family)

[Sergi]

You guys are going to like these love letters if you don't know them already. Yes, that's an actual working C program.

That's amazing on so many levels; dare I ask what the output is? ( too lazy to read it for understanding. I hate the whole C family)

It's from The International Obfuscated C Code Contest. So you're not supposed to be able to understand it at first sight.

From the hint file:

Code:

    This is a "Picking the Daisy" simulation.  Now, instead of mangling a 
    daisy, simply run this program with the number of petals desired as 
    the argument.
    
    This is a good counter-example to peoples' complaints that C doesn't
    have an "English-like" syntax.
    
    Lint complains about everything - null effect, xxx may be used before
    set, statement not reached, return(e) and return.  Lint dumps core
    on some systems.  My personal favorite lint complaint is
    
    	"warning: eroticism unused in function main".
    
    Also obviously, (char)lotte and (char*)lie are incompatible types...

[ChevyRay]

Oh god I just added this line of code to FlashPunk 2 and it is 3:30 AM and what am I still doing up

Code:

public function get down():Boolean
{
	return right.down || left.down || down.down || up.down;
}

[Code_Assassin]

snip

Swag.