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[ஒழுக்கின்மை (Paul Eres)]

Chess has shitty class balance. The Queen is flat out overpowered while your actual front line units, the Pawn, can't do shit. I think the developers were afraid that no one would use the female character so they buffed up her abilities really high but now there's no point in using any other unit.

The rest of the units suck. Rooks can only move in 4 directions, same with Biships. Boring. Also, whats up with the Knight? It has the most bizarre combat abilities of all the units. They are retardly hard to use cause they jump around like retards to move and attack. The devs should have named this unit Ninja, since Knights didn't jump around like that in real life.

Worst part is the King. You see, the devs decided if your King gets captured, you instantly lose the game. W-T-F? This wouldn't be a problem, except that he can't move for crap. Seriously, the most important unit in the game can only move 1 space a turn? Good luck keeping him alive while every other unit in the game dances around him.

Unbalanced classes, lackluster gameplay, and not to mention repetitive 1 hour+ games. Chess is not worth the time or money. 3 out of 10.

source unknown, an online friend of mine says that it's from /v/

[Mr. Yes]

Okay, that's just hilarious.

[Natso]

He forgot to reference the obscure pawn rule, en passant.

Other then that....  very nice

 - Natso

[michael]

there was an astonishing review of baldurs gate II (the racing game) that i saw on /v/, someone should post that also

[Levin]

still better than Big Rigs, however   

[Eclipse]

eegra has the best ones.
Also eegra haiku reviews are the sum of the internet genius

[The-Imp]

Ok, that was pretty good.
 :D

[Biggerfish]

It's times like these I forget that /v/ sucks.

[pen]

It's times like these I forget that /v/ sucks.

Didn't this originate in /tg/ though... Because /tg/ is oftentimes win.

[kyn]

It's times like these I forget that /v/ sucks.

/v/ is like an abusive relationship, you get pissed, you fight all the time, you swear to god you're never going back there, but in the midst of all the cesspool of hate, there are sometimes moments of clarity at 5 AM where everyone's asleep and there's a light shining bellow all the garbage, you embrace that moment and you cherish it.

Then you wake up the next morning and it's the same shit again.

Rewind and repeat.

[Tanner]

It's times like these I forget that /v/ sucks.

/v/ is like an abusive relationship, you get pissed, you fight all the time, you swear to god you're never going back there, but in the midst of all the cesspool of hate, there are sometimes moments of clarity at 5 AM where everyone's asleep and there's a light shining bellow all the garbage, you embrace that moment and you cherish it.

Then you wake up the next morning and it's the same shit again.

Rewind and repeat.

This. Also, summer /v/ sucks.
I'm going to go get some of my screencaps.

[policedanceclub]

what is /v/?

lol.



<3

[Tanner]

Some of my favorites.

[KennEH!]

Not /V/ but still aweosme.

[Tanner]

The Tumbleweed Dan one is worth the trouble of scrolling by the way.

[kyn]

Incoming:
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[Radnom]

Some of my favorites.

Hahaha, Gunlimb alternate story?  :D