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« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2008, 01:25:18 PM » |
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THAT NOT A HAIKU YOU BREAK RULES MEANIE
Moi breaks lots of rules
I think he is a meanie
dude he's such a jerk.
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« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2008, 01:36:21 PM » |
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their rough tongues feel really good
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« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2008, 01:54:00 PM » |
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GUYS MY GIRAFFE IS BROKEN  I had a giraffe, it walked and it moved its head up and down and it made cute little noises* and everything  I just put fresh batteries in and it doesn't work I had to find a of it instead. The sex was not my idea MY GIRAFFE IS BROKEN *Actually more like the bloodcurdling scream of a mechanical giraffe in the last throes of death, especially if the battery was low. |
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« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2008, 02:22:19 PM » |
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their rough tongues feel really good
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Actually a giraffe's tongue is very sticky you pervert |
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« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2008, 02:40:08 PM » |
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Giraffes have crazy insane blood pressure because of their long necks. And some Danish scientists went all, "hey, giraffes aren't fucked up by high blood pressure so maybe if we make like a giraffe high blood pressure won't fuck us up," and then they went to like Africa and did some science on a giraffe there.
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« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2008, 02:42:36 PM » |
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their rough tongues feel really good
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Actually a giraffe's tongue is very sticky you pervertEVEN BETTER |
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« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2008, 03:51:38 PM » |
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Giraffes' neck blood vessels are specially customized so that blood goes always in the good direction, and to not make their heart too tired.
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« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2008, 06:57:26 PM » |
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Giraffes' neck blood vessels are specially customized so that blood goes always in the good direction, and to not make their heart too tired.
Which direction is the good direction? I would like to always go in it too. |
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« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2008, 07:07:11 PM » |
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You must always look for the giraffe's heart.
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« Reply #30 on: September 07, 2008, 09:57:07 PM » |
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once at the zoo I saw a giraffe licking another giraffes butt while it was urinating  I hate giraffes now |
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« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2008, 03:39:29 AM » |
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Hey man, giraffes have needs too
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« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2008, 06:27:11 AM » |
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Giraffes are often faggots.
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« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2008, 12:42:48 PM » |
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« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2008, 01:58:47 PM » |
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Giraffes are often faggots homosexuals.
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« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2008, 02:06:33 PM » |
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You know, with their sticky tongue and long necks, I bet giraffes don't have to use hands to eat all the popcorn.
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« Reply #36 on: September 10, 2008, 02:02:54 PM » |
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I once had a pet giraffe. I caught him with my dog. In our bed.
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« Reply #37 on: September 10, 2008, 02:42:05 PM » |
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I once sat behind a giraffe in a movie.
Let's just say I cut off it's head in rage and hung it on my wall because I couldn't see the middle of the screen.
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« Reply #38 on: September 12, 2008, 02:43:25 AM » |
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Which movie?
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« Reply #39 on: September 12, 2008, 04:10:38 AM » |
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I wondered what a giraffe was doing in the movies.
Figures.
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