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Basically, the idea is I make 20 shitty art games featuring a cockpit in some form in unregistered Game Maker in less than two hours in the 10 days until the deadline. I'll post each game as I make it, and make a compilation of the games just before the deadline. Anyone else who wants to could join in, but I'll probably just do this by myself. If you do make a shitty art game, make sure to make it in unregistered Game Maker and post the gmk.

DOWNLOAD COMPILATION (http://willhostforfood.com/users/F/Fuzzbunny/20-10.zip)

(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/448/streamn.png)

You're a madman.

I know. >:D

Will you arrange the games into a tasteful menu? Like Cactus Arcade?

I would if I knew how to. :D
Since I don't, it'll just be one after the other. First game coming within two hours.

Okay, first game done: http://willhostforfood.com/users/F/Fuzzbunny/santa.zip (http://willhostforfood.com/users/F/Fuzzbunny/santa.zip)
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I think I'm gonna have nightmares tonight because of that game.  :epileptic:

Oh, I forgot to mention that the music is this thing (http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=5325.msg173636#msg173636) by mcc.

No shitty menu? I can do some shitty menu in Delphi or something for you.

Okay, sure. :D

this is a noble cause

Well, I was really tired, so I fell asleep before I could make anything yesterday, so I'm going for 3 today.

An Exercise In Futility (http://willhostforfood.com/users/F/Fuzzbunny/futility.zip)
This is the game I should have done last night. It is possible to win. Since most everything in the game is possibly spoilerish, if you post about it after playing it, please use small text like this.

I'm an elephant doot doot

I couldn't close it, it crashed when I tried.

Hint: Try harder. You're not allowed to close it.

EDIT: Dammit, that was too big of a hint. Fixed.

(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/448/streamn.png)

Stream of Consciousness (http://willhostforfood.com/users/F/Fuzzbunny/stream.zip)

From random scrawls in a notebook.

(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/2440/cows.png)

Swarm of Cows (http://willhostforfood.com/users/F/Fuzzbunny/swarm%20of%20cows.zip)

It's really, really buggy due to cow overload. There is a cockpit sort of thing, but the cows are constantly covering it. :shrug2:

Disclaimer: It's not my fault.

Topic title changed to reflect my new goal for the project. :eyebrows:

I haven't played any of these yet, but I love the idea :D Looking forward to the final compilation!

I wouldn't classify swarm of cows as a "playable" game, but eh, you ARE making 20 of these hopefully. Or I'm not doing something right in it.

After the cows overload the first screen, just mash the arrow keys and it should probably go to the next screen, where the cows will totally overload the screen again. With a bunch of random button mashing, you should get it so that you are continually killing invisible cows. Whenever you kill a cow, it will give you messages about animal cruelty and after killing about 20 or so cows, you will have migrated to the bottom of the screen and be unable to move. After a little while, the highscore box should pop up with all the highscores in Webdings, accompanied by messages about you being a "cow killer". If this doesn't happen, esc should do the trick.

Wow. I just made a walkthrough for Swarm of Cows. :D
It's loosely inspired by that discussion about PETA wanting to get rid of the ability to kill attack dogs in a Call of Duty game. :eyebrows:

Yeah, I did that the first time I played it. I assume I was killing cows, then? My computer ran waaay too slow for me to be able to see anything that was going on.
I read that discussion, the difference here is that you're mindlessly killing cows. In your protection: There's got to be trillions of them, and you can't even tell.

Eh, it's not supposed to be serious. It was something I thought of at 2 in the morning or something. And no, you can't see the cows you're killing. Ever.

I just recorded a short (4 lines long) looping rap song for an upcoming game, and now it's stuck in my head. It's called "Plato Makes Me Horny". :wtf:

(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/9894/plato.png)

Plato's Allegory of the Cave from a Tractor (http://willhostforfood.com/users/F/Fuzzbunny/Plato.zip)

I made the original version of this game in half an hour a month or so ago, but I only used about one and a half hours to make this new version featuring:

-first person view from a John Elephant tractor
-original song: "Plato Makes Me Horny"
-realistic steering wheel action
-a playable version of Plato's "Allegory of the Cave"

EDIT: To clarify, before there was no tractor, no song, and no realistic steering action. Just Plato.

(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9864/parrot.png)

Parrot Woman vs. The Eccentric Old Man (http://willhostforfood.com/users/F/Fuzzbunny/parrot.zip)

I honestly don't know what this is. It's first person from Parrot Woman's perspective, which is why Parrot Woman's wings are obscuring the screen.

These are hilarious! Swarm of cows is the best!

Due to sheer bugginess?

No, due to the fact of randomness and pointlessness!

So far, my favorites are the Santa game and Stream of Consciousness. Pretty hilarious, and also rather disturbing.

IGNORANCE HISTORY NARWHAL

Dammit, I didn't do any games yesterday but I have 10 minutes before I need to go to school, so I'm going to try to make two games in 5 minutes each.

I like what you're doing here.  You might just get some magic out of the chaos.  Will hold off on playing until the deadline... 

I wanna know if you got the two 5 min games finished!

Just finished two games. I'll upload when I get home.

Here are the two amazingly shitty 5 minute games:

You Lose (http://willhostforfood.com/users/F/Fuzzbunny/lose.zip)
At least there's a somewhat interesting game over message for this one.

Cockpit (T)error (http://willhostforfood.com/users/F/Fuzzbunny/terror.zip)
This has absolutely no redeeming qualities. :P

Review-
Concept-Take some stuff and do some stuff with it. AWESOME stuff. 10/10
Graphics-Stunning MS Paint Rendering 10/10
Gameplay-"We'll call it a 'casual' game and make millions!" 10/10
Sound-Silent and deadly, these tracks are an instant hit! I'm listening to their melodious tones right now! 10/10
Replay Value-Through the roof, every time I play it I have to play it through! 10/10
Overall-50/50 "Winner"

Actually, not even that. I used GM's built in sprite editor. 8)

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Here are two more:

Apollo- Brother of the Moon (http://willhostforfood.com/users/F/Fuzzbunny/apollo.zip)
Mlfnctnng Cmptr (http://willhostforfood.com/users/F/Fuzzbunny/cmptr.zip)

Might have seen this already:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771096 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771096)

Awesome. :D

"Can we make that line thinner?"
"No"
"...ok"

:D

Shit, I need ten more. Expect a series of ten games made in the amount of time usually allotted for one soon!

Also, mirosurabu, are you still able to do that shitty menu? I'll write short artist statements for each game to put in the menu. ;)

looking forward to every one...

I can't work on them at the moment, but I will in a couple hours. Right now I'm doing the artist statements for the currently completed games. Here's a teaser for one of the upcoming games: it will be about my fear of showers.

Haha... call one of them some random mix between a plant and a sea creature and you have me sold...

"Willowseal"
"Fernwalrus"

Algaepenguin?

Okay, getting close to finishing this up. Since Miroslav doesn't seem to be able to make the menu, it will be shittier than ever since I am making one from some guy's batch file I shamelessly copied.

Sounds good. And that shower game should be a RTS ;D

Just finished Algaepenguin and the shower game. Both are total pieces of shit. Neither is an RTS. I'll make a rudimentary RTS for the next one, though.

Uploading right now. The zip is 30 MB (unzipped is 50 MB). It's huge for what is simply 20 shitty games.

YEAH FINISHED
http://willhostforfood.com/users/F/Fuzzbunny/20-10.zip (http://willhostforfood.com/users/F/Fuzzbunny/20-10.zip)

You still need shitty menu?

You really should post a screenshot in your first post, even if it's just of one of the games  :)

I'm working on a menu system in Blender; I might be able to make a menu for you  :)

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