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Title: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Akon on April 14, 2009, 04:04:53 PM
yo
check this shit out
i coded it myself, muthafuckas
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/2005/akongame.png)
i'm so muthafuckin paid
yo play my game (http://www.akononline.com/game/akon.html)


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: ___ on April 14, 2009, 04:07:01 PM
Jason Rohrer eat your heart out.  This is the IGF 2010 Innovation award winner right here.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: ஒழுக்கின்மை (Paul Eres) on April 14, 2009, 04:17:21 PM
Yo dawg I heard you like games so I put a game in your game so you can game while you game.

Although it does look pretty nice actually -- could use some anti-aliasing though.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: mirosurabu on April 15, 2009, 01:33:06 PM
For a moment I thought this was some kind of joke or fan-game, but then I saw it's on the official Akon's website.

???


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Acid on April 15, 2009, 03:26:04 PM
This confuses me.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Zaknafein on April 15, 2009, 03:33:21 PM
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7485/datgame.png)


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Will Vale on April 15, 2009, 07:37:50 PM
Madness, yet vaguely reminiscent of some of those multi-genre Sierra/Dynamix games. I didn't manage to get into the chopper at the (?) end.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Chris Z on April 15, 2009, 08:09:12 PM
Your enemies are so paid.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Fuzz on April 15, 2009, 08:20:08 PM
Madness, yet vaguely reminiscent of some of those multi-genre Sierra/Dynamix games. I didn't manage to get into the chopper at the (?) end.
Yeah, the chopper is the last bit. Just tap space when the boat is directly under the chopper.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: ஒழுக்கின்மை (Paul Eres) on April 15, 2009, 08:39:20 PM
That's nearly impossible! I failed.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Fuzz on April 15, 2009, 08:40:38 PM
That's nearly impossible! I failed.
It's not very hard... you must be doing something wrong.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Xion on April 15, 2009, 11:15:28 PM
...What the hell did I just play?

My head hurts.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: jimmythechang on April 16, 2009, 12:07:42 AM
POSEIIIIDON

LOOOOK AAAAAT MEEEEEEE


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: C418 on April 16, 2009, 07:44:36 AM
I feel raped by autotune. Yet again.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Akon on April 16, 2009, 03:45:11 PM
http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=5751.0

Oh look. ANOTHER Super Joe. At least he's making games I guess.

Also, by my count, this makes three, including the original guy.
yo tha fuck is wrong with don andy????
he's a muthafucka yo


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Akon on April 16, 2009, 03:45:53 PM
I feel raped by autotune. Yet again.
yo autotune is a muthafuckin useful tool


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Akon on April 16, 2009, 03:51:27 PM
yo muthafuckin postmortem
tha good
-got a muthafuckin cool lowpoly look goin on there
-got some muthafuckin shit cool music
-got paid

tha bad
-muthafuckas here don't like autotune
-it's muthafuckin hard to get paid
-no anti-aliasing
-sound effects weren't muthafuckin there


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Bood_war on April 16, 2009, 04:24:35 PM
Your music, as well as your game, is horrible.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Ivan on April 16, 2009, 04:30:32 PM
I like both the music and the game, Akon! Don't listen to the haters!


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Akon on April 16, 2009, 04:37:54 PM
Your music, as well as your game, is horrible.
fuck you boodfucker
at least give sum muthafuckin constructive criticism, yo

I like both the music and the game, Akon! Don't listen to the haters!
yo
thanks ivan for the support
i'm with ya bro
don't muthafuckin worry, i don't pay those muthafuckas no attention

ps. i muthafuckin love your games


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Bood_war on April 16, 2009, 04:43:45 PM
Your music, as well as your game, is horrible.
fuck you boodfucker
at least give sum muthafuckin constructive criticism, yo

I like both the music and the game, Akon! Don't listen to the haters!
yo
thanks ivan for the support
i'm with ya bro
don't muthafuckin worry, i don't pay those muthafuckas no attention

ps. i muthafuckin love your games
By my standards, it IS horrible. It's buggy, and rapes my senses. But at least you got a *decent* game in for the compo. And it is psuedo 3D. I do give you kudos for that  :handthumbsupL: :apoplectic:


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Bood_war on April 16, 2009, 04:45:15 PM
Oh. And STOP useing the fuck word so much. I wouldn't hate you as much if you didn't say it so much.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Akon on April 16, 2009, 04:47:28 PM
Your music, as well as your game, is horrible.
fuck you boodfucker
at least give sum muthafuckin constructive criticism, yo

I like both the music and the game, Akon! Don't listen to the haters!
yo
thanks ivan for the support
i'm with ya bro
don't muthafuckin worry, i don't pay those muthafuckas no attention

ps. i muthafuckin love your games
By my standards, it IS horrible. It's buggy, and rapes my senses. But at least you got a *decent* game in for the compo. And it is psuedo 3D. I do give you kudos for that  :handthumbsupL: :apoplectic:
but look at all these bros who like it http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=5726.0 (http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=5726.0)
they're all indie, you muthafuckin arguing wit them?
the 3d is muthafuckin great lowpoly amazing shit, you can't even muthafuckin spell "pseudo"
how tha fuck is my muthafuckin game buggy or horrible or some shit like that
you a hater
fuck you


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Akon on April 16, 2009, 04:51:43 PM
Oh. And STOP useing the fuck word so much. I wouldn't hate you as much if you didn't say it so much.
and what's muthafuckin wrong with tha word muthafucka


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Bood_war on April 16, 2009, 04:54:42 PM
Your music, as well as your game, is horrible.
fuck you boodfucker
at least give sum muthafuckin constructive criticism, yo

I like both the music and the game, Akon! Don't listen to the haters!
yo
thanks ivan for the support
i'm with ya bro
don't muthafuckin worry, i don't pay those muthafuckas no attention

ps. i muthafuckin love your games
By my standards, it IS horrible. It's buggy, and rapes my senses. But at least you got a *decent* game in for the compo. And it is pseudo 3D. I do give you kudos for that  :handthumbsupL: :apoplectic:
but look at all these bros who like it http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=5726.0 (http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=5726.0)
they're all indie, you muthafuckin arguing wit them?
the 3d is muthafuckin great lowpoly amazing shit, you can't even muthafuckin spell "pseudo"
how tha fuck is my muthafuckin game buggy or horrible or some shit like that
you a hater
fuck you
I try constructive criticism, and am verbally raped. I revert back to hating you, your music, and your game. As for bugs, I've found numerous graphical glitches, and at least 5 bugs in the boat race. That was as far as I cared to play.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Akon on April 16, 2009, 04:56:49 PM
Your music, as well as your game, is horrible.
fuck you boodfucker
at least give sum muthafuckin constructive criticism, yo

I like both the music and the game, Akon! Don't listen to the haters!
yo
thanks ivan for the support
i'm with ya bro
don't muthafuckin worry, i don't pay those muthafuckas no attention

ps. i muthafuckin love your games
By my standards, it IS horrible. It's buggy, and rapes my senses. But at least you got a *decent* game in for the compo. And it is pseudo 3D. I do give you kudos for that  :handthumbsupL: :apoplectic:
but look at all these bros who like it http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=5726.0 (http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=5726.0)
they're all indie, you muthafuckin arguing wit them?
the 3d is muthafuckin great lowpoly amazing shit, you can't even muthafuckin spell "pseudo"
how tha fuck is my muthafuckin game buggy or horrible or some shit like that
you a hater
fuck you
I try constructive criticism, and am verbally raped. I revert back to hating you, your music, and your game. As for bugs, I've found numerous graphical glitches, and at least 5 bugs in the boat race. That was as far as I cared to play.

you know you're verbally rapin me with all your muthafuckin "i hate this fuckin game" shit
and you need to muthafuckin elaborate on those bugs
i'll fix em, but be muthafuckin nicer about it
also i don't muthafuckin listen to those muthafuckas who don't muthafuckin like my muthafuckin shit cool music


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Impossible on April 16, 2009, 05:11:37 PM
First Soulja Boy reviews Braid and now Akon enters a game in a Tigsource competition. Not bad. Only thing is getting paid is not indie, at least that's what they tell me.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Bood_war on April 17, 2009, 02:54:41 AM
Your music, as well as your game, is horrible.
fuck you boodfucker
at least give sum muthafuckin constructive criticism, yo

I like both the music and the game, Akon! Don't listen to the haters!
yo
thanks ivan for the support
i'm with ya bro
don't muthafuckin worry, i don't pay those muthafuckas no attention

ps. i muthafuckin love your games
By my standards, it IS horrible. It's buggy, and rapes my senses. But at least you got a *decent* game in for the compo. And it is pseudo 3D. I do give you kudos for that  :handthumbsupL: :apoplectic:
but look at all these bros who like it http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=5726.0 (http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=5726.0)
they're all indie, you muthafuckin arguing wit them?
the 3d is muthafuckin great lowpoly amazing shit, you can't even muthafuckin spell "pseudo"
how tha fuck is my muthafuckin game buggy or horrible or some shit like that
you a hater
fuck you
I try constructive criticism, and am verbally raped. I revert back to hating you, your music, and your game. As for bugs, I've found numerous graphical glitches, and at least 5 bugs in the boat race. That was as far as I cared to play.

you know you're verbally rapin me with all your muthafuckin "i hate this fuckin game" shit
and you need to muthafuckin elaborate on those bugs
i'll fix em, but be muthafuckin nicer about it
also i don't muthafuckin listen to those muthafuckas who don't muthafuckin like my muthafuckin shit cool music
Right, right...
The bugs I've found are:
-the AI boats 'flicker' back and forth, many time damaging the player boat.
-There has been a few times when the check point did not sense the player boat.
-Obstacles pop up from nowhere.

I still hate your music. It's just so, so... Nah,  I won't say it.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Don Andy on April 17, 2009, 03:13:27 AM
All this quoting is pure madness!


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: mirosurabu on April 17, 2009, 03:13:47 AM
You should have asked Usher for some help, bro. He could do some audio programming and shit for you, man. I recall him doing audio programming for GTA Vice City.

edit: Fuck Usher. He's not indie.

edit2: Fuck you. You're not indie neither.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: C418 on April 17, 2009, 05:11:53 AM
http://media.southparkstudios.com/crap/downloads/download.php?file_id=25010 (http://media.southparkstudios.com/crap/downloads/download.php?file_id=25010)


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: genericuser on April 17, 2009, 05:48:37 AM
First Soulja Boy reviews Braid and now Akon enters a game in a Tigsource competition.

At this rate, 50 Cent is going to publish his own gam-OHWAIT.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Melly on April 17, 2009, 11:08:04 AM
Rappers can go fuck themselves.


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Bood_war on April 17, 2009, 12:27:37 PM
Rappers can go fuck themselves.
HELLZ yes!


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Akon on April 17, 2009, 01:51:17 PM
Rappers can go fuck themselves.
HELLZ yes!
what tha fuck you muthafuckers just say?


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: HöllenKobold on April 17, 2009, 03:10:43 PM
I don't think this is really Akon. I think it's an alien clone from Mars. Most definitely a Martian creature. Stop hating so much though. Hating brings hate. Word is bond.
By the way, the game was decent. :cavestory:


Title: Re: I'm So Paid: The Game [FINISHED]
Post by: Akon on April 17, 2009, 03:18:45 PM
I don't think this is really Akon. I think it's an alien clone from Mars. Most definitely a Martian creature. Stop hating so much though. Hating brings hate. Word is bond.
By the way, the game was decent. :cavestory:
aliens are muthafuckas
i ain't no muthafuckin alien

clones are also muthafuckas

mars is a muthafuckin fucked up planet

hatin is for muthafuckas