Just go to File>Export>Export Movie... and select PNG sequence.

Braaaains...

Trixeles.

Mr. Yes, do you disagree with this statement? 

You have to pretend to be the pajamas
Child bed-time-evasion game?

You have to disgust the sexy teacher
... but... why?

You have to pirate the data
A game about pirating games.  It must only be released on BitTorrent after someone nicks it off the developer's hard drive.

You have to usher in the glorious age of the meth addict

You have to pick the Firefox
I've already played that game.

You have to deconstruct the movie
I think I've played this game already, too.

You have to wipe out the province of Saskatchewan

I decided it would be best to stop at "You have to circumcise the robots that can turn into vehicles."
 

Another question, why not just release at least a .zip and a .rar?  Simultaneously?  It can't be an issue of server storage space or bandwith, can it?  It can't be as hard as making a page look the same in IE and in any other web browser.

Now that you mention music, this game must have a rendition of the 1812 Overture.

1812kb Overture?
8-bit Overture?

Whatever.  It would still be awesome.

[Bonesaw]

HE COLLECTS HOCKEY PUCKS.
 

Bonesaw is redeee! 

I think they look more like frozen burger patties than hockey pucks, though.  It still looks awesome.

So he's making a Uwe Boll B-Game?

fish can not be stalked for he is stealth

Wrong.

I'm right next to him right now. I have him bound and gagged.
next to his computer, so he can finish Fez.
 

So that must be what that one phone call was all about.  The one where this mysterious voice told me that, if I didn't put this life-like human decoy in an undisclosed location, I would be killed and consequentially never get to play Fez.

The screen should have a status bar at the screen that states what the player is doing.

"Urist Whateverdwarf cancels run left: interrupted by Quote"
"Urist Whateverdwarf has been struck down"

It's still possible he really is crazy.  I mean, I know of someone who tried to patent some bicycle invention only to find that it was already patented.  The only possible explanation?  Someone had stolen his invention.  Years later, and thousands of dollar down the drain in lawsuits, he now wanders the mountains somewhere in Utah.

Genuine crazy is just as likely here as is an attention ploy.  We'll know for sure if/when Mr. Pelloni gets in a multiple police car chase in a stolen car while high as a kite and completely naked.

I use a combination of Flash and an old copy of Jasc Animation Shop 3 that I got with Paint Shop Pro 7.  Flash sucks at making GIFs (No control over color output AT. ALL. ), so I export a PNG sequence in Flash and then import them all into Animation Shop.

Though why would you use animated GIFs for anything outside of an internet browser?  PNG image sequences have better compression, can be 24-bit with alpha, and is to GIF as OGG is to MP3.

Oh, man!  I can't believe I haven't seen this before!

Its hilarious that he goes from this...

I would never try to damage you, Nintendo! I'm a huge fan!
[...]
A kindhearted company like Nintendo would never ignore the pleas of a distressed young talent! I have faith in you, Nintendo!

...to this...

DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE ME, NINTENDO.
I DEMAND THE SDK- AND IF YOU DO NOT OBEY I WILL TAKE MY REVENGE, YOU MISERABLE FOOLS!
I WILL RUN YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE COMPANY INTO THE GROUND AND SPIT ON THE SMOLDERING REMAINS!
I WILL CRUSH YOU INTO DUST AND FLUSH AWAY THE ASHES LIKE ANY OTHER FILTH! ROTTING, PUTRID SEWAGE- THAT'S ALL YOU ARE!

...in a single post!  :D

I think the walls could be lighter.  As it is, the walls are easy to confuse as platforms.

Any hope of seeing a crate, perhaps?

  (500 hours in paint)

Needs more lens flare and less saturated green.   

I've finally come up with a name an logo for the website content management system I've been working off-and-on for a while (about four or five years now...).  It's been shaping up quite nicely, and might see an open-source release sometime next year.  I'd have resized the logo before posting it, but I'm on holiday with just my laptop, on which I've discovered that Photoshop CS4 crashes whenever I decide to load an image.

What if getting one color would not just add one to a power, but take one from each other category and add it to that power (if there were any in every category), so that there would have to be a strategy to choosing what color to get next in order to maximize your acquisition of power (and to avoid draining all other powers)?