Quite the

You forgot to add the Zs, so that it's even more casual!

I always ran around with a book called "The Endless Story" so I wouldn't need to face reality. Worked like a charm.

You needed a book to do that?

Ciellus: Earthquake Simulator!

Oh, heeeeeeeeeee's a lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day...

Hilarious story. You really should start collecting these.

Caves.

Also, agreed, that is quite possibly the most delicious pixel art I have ever seen- can't wait to see it in motion!

I'm just pissed because they think they can just cram a bunch of casual crap on the Wii and call it a day:

"    Looking at the current UK games sales for Wii Wii Sales Link, there are not that many traditional games in the top 30. Trends are changing and not everyone wants a new action game, FPS game or epic RPG, sales of the Wii proves that the majority want something different.

    Parents who are buying a console for their children do not really care about Prince of Persia, Rainbow Six or Far Cry on the box, they want games that are going to be good for their children and not get them in the local newspaper. Why else would games like Brain Training/Wii Fit/Mario Party sell in the millions if people wanted hardcore games?

    ... Ubisoft have always been aimed at the more mature market (Look at our back catalogue) and in the last few years have started venturing into the casual gaming market. This is because that market now exists, thanks to the rise in popularity of the Wii and DS. "

C'mon, Ubisoft, where are those "Nintendo quality" games you promised us?

But Moosader, there's no jump button- how do you have a platformer where there's no jump button? I'd personally label BG&E as 'Zelda style', and leave it at that. Still, regardless of how you wanna classify the game, it is damn good.

Even more forgiving? I'm sorry, but I have to disagree. GHIII was even harder for me; a couple of my friends have realized that Activision even added extra notes in the last few songs on Expert Mode, all for the sake of challenge.

From the quick glimpses, it seems like Jade's got a new look, too- I wonder if the umbrella is anything important, or if it's just a cool-looking prop? Maybe it'll turn back into the staff from the first game...

Looks fine to me. Good luck, Hideous!

Hey, Hideous, you were next in line, right? Have you started working on your page yet?

Ah, it's working now. Thanks!

I tried the page, and got this message:

        This XML file does not appear to have any style information associated with it.

What does that mean? Does it need more pins for style points or something?

AWESOME. No, really, that rocks. How do you make t-shirt prints, if I may ask?

If you really want to know, just ask Hideous; I already sent him a PM with the spoiler.

Don't worry about it; what's done is done, and my stupid error has been corrected. -_- Bioshock is a terribly good game, though, and I would highly recommend it- although, considering the last time I said that, probably doesn't really mean that much anymore.

*commits seppuku after deleting spoiler*

I think I watched the first episode of that show on one of those Newtype DVDs I used to buy with the magazine. I was still totally confused, though.

Unfortunately, the Zero Suit was originally introduced on one of the handheld games. Not sure if the laser whip thing was included, but it means that you'll have to blame somebody else for that creation. I personally dislike the suit, but I find it hilarious because it seems to be the only way that non-Nintendo geeks figure out that Samus is a woman. I always found that one of the best parts of Metroid- whoever came up with that deserves a medal.

I can recall one game where you play as an intentionally ugly man:


But that's really it.