Carmageddon: Max Damage cuz I got it free for owning Reincarnation. Where Reincarnation was an updated Carma, MD functions as an updated Splat Pack with novelty US election-themed modes where you get to run over Hillary and Trump (with blue and orange blood because of course) which is a good laugh for ten-or-so minutes after which you restart the game to get back to dismembering a larger variety of meat sacks. It's slightly more of what I consider one of the best updates to a game that I still find some of the funniest shit I've ever played even after all these years.

Was it a Star Citroën?

[rhyme control]

Nup, rhyme control. They're bringing back the LaserScope only this time it accepts more voice commands than "fire!". Expect a flood of rap battle and poetry slam games.

[mime control]

I can see how you've both become confused, but you're both wrong. It's mime control. The NX is actually a set of two mimes delivered to you house in an unmarked cardboard box.

You must've got one of those cheap Hong Kong knock-offs, no real mime would come in a cardboard box. At least you've got something to play with, mine just arrived but it got damaged in transit because the batteries ran out from the constant motion of trying to keep the integrity of the box and now I have to send it back at cost to myself.

Whoever wasted twenty minutes typing out and spell checking their clichéd us-versus-them diatribe against people who shit post about their favourite video game.

Sorry I didn't get back to you earlier on that but I was busy trampling all over human rights.

It synergizes well with my crack about Guy Fawkes masks. You'd think it would get tired by now but it's the cultural artefact that keeps on giving.

I think it's fair to say that if you made someone feel "less than human" and you got that kind of response then they probably deserved it.

It must be a tough life having a Guy Fawkes mask permanently welded to your face.

Runman race around the world is seriously a masterpiece. Probably in the top 5 best indle plataformas.

it's really great.

The web page is great too. It's like nothing went wrong with that game at all. You know how when you usually play a great game and you get to the part that is obviously not as great as the rest? It just never came along.

It's always been an area that I wanted to see expanded upon but I don't have a current gen console so I'm going to miss out. Better late than never anyway.

[Dragon Quest Builders]

Dragon Quest Builders demo, and it is awesome. On the surface it appears to be just a fancied up Minecraft but as the quests start rolling out and your towns grow the game gets really addictive. While it looks like Minecraft fused with Dragon Quest it plays more like Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past and all the mechanics come together pretty well with it. Definitely going to get it when it comes out on the 11th.

Sounds vaguely similar to Dark Cloud.

Gaming's current whipping boy.

None are as good as Runman. It's the music more than anything.

Star Cruiser.





Also on a bunch of computers but I thought that Mega Drive footage would be more impressive considering the hardware. ff to 8:40 for space battle.

Freespace

Why all space dogfighting games aren't Freespace 2 I will never know.

She needs a refund on that sweater before a refund on NMS it doesn't look like it keeps her very warm.

International Karate, California Games, Impossible Mission, Phantasy Star, Lords of Midnight. Also...

Fantasy Zone.

EDIT: Oops, forgot about Archon.

Well, depending on who you ask it's either a space exploration game or ammunition to fuel the perceived sense of betrayal from a world that still hasn't delivered on what it's owed you.

Still having fun because I got it for free though

And in the end that's the most important thing (getting a game for free).

Which doesn't run in blur-o-vision!