You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
The Hulk versus his weight in Pinkie Pies. Go.
Stranger: Hm.
You: Pies win
Stranger: FUCK YOU.
Stranger: YOU FUCKING PUNK
You: HE CANT EAT THEM
You: MOTHERFUCKER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Question to discuss:
cyber sex?
You: no
You have disconnected.
I don't know how this happened:
Stranger: penis
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
You are a wonderful person. Recall everytime you succeeded. Tomorrow, you will astound the world with greatness.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Question to discuss:
Are u circumsized?
You: yes
You: NO SMEG FOR ME
You have disconnected.
Question to discuss:
when do pigs fly?
You: When you kick them real hard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Question to discuss:
What makes a dude truly hot?
You: A SHAVEN SCROTE
Stranger: BIG BOOTY BITCHES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ho
Stranger: hi

You: ho
You: HI HO, ITS OFF TO WORK WE GO
Stranger: ho?



You: WITH A BAG OF SHIPS AND A SALSA DIP, HI HO, HI HO HI HO HI HO
You: fuck
You: chips*
You have disconnected.
Question to discuss:
Would you rather eat shit or eat martha stewart's pussy? please answer the question then leave.
Stranger: Both.
You: MARTHA STEWARTS PUSSY
You: SHE IS OVERLORD OF THE PORNODROME
Stranger: I'd like to eat shit out of her pussy.
You: Man
You: U rong
You have disconnected.
Yes i was really bored.
EDIT:
Question to discuss:
I will now judge you by your taste in music, please name your favorites genres, and or artists.
Stranger: COLDPLAY
Stranger: I LOVE COLDPLAY
You: Oh god emo fag
Stranger: coldplay isnt an emo band...
You: LISTEN TO USSSSSSS RIPPING JOW SATRIANI'S TRAAAACKKK WOOOOO
Stranger: thats greenday
You: JOE*
You: IM A MAAAAANNN LOOK AT MY GAY PIANNOOOOO
You: WOOOOOO
Stranger: every teardrop is a watterfall <3
Stranger: *water
You: a Whaterfall?
Stranger: go look it up
You: no
You: cause its gay
Stranger: grooveshark.com\
You: like you
You: ololololol
Stranger: youre fucking gay
Stranger: im a fucking gurl
You: bitchin
Stranger: *girl
You: :L
Stranger: of course im fucking gay, im a fucking girl who likes guys
You: u mad
Stranger: and im ususally fucking happy
You: u got raeg
You: u got raeg real bad
Stranger: but youre getting on my fucking nerves
Stranger: you fucking emo bitch
You: PROTIP: Theres a disconnect button
Stranger: go cry a fucking rive
Stranger: *rover
Stranger: *RIVER
You: i cannot cry a rive
You: or a rover
Stranger: FUCKING AUTO CORRECT
You: that would fucking hurt
You: Mini Metro coming out of my eye socket
Stranger: you fucking cunt
You: u mad
Stranger: i fucking hate you
You: good
You: feeeed meeee
Stranger: and i wanted to be fucking friends
You: nom :£
Stranger: but nooo, you fucking douchebag
You: im usually a nice guy
You: i just dont like coldplay
Stranger: yeah sure
Stranger: >.<
You: they make me angry
You: when i hear them
You: i want to punch a child in its ballbag
You: have you killed yourself?
You: thats what coldplay fans do
You: thats why they dont have any fans
You: silent treatment
You: awesome
You: im glad you stopped talking
You: you were getting on my tits
You: Anyway, OP
You: I listen to Justin Bieber
You: to answer your question
You: hes so hot
You: the way his hair flows in the light of a thousand teardrops from angels
You: and shit
You: kthzbai
You have disconnected.
EDIT 2 (tolde):
Question to discuss:
My penis is 4 inches when hard, is this small?
You: yup
Stranger: lmfao
You: see, he/she is laughing at it
Stranger: she
Stranger: which is pretty bad.
You: everyone on here is a she
You: i bet half of them are men
You: old men
Stranger: am i an old man?
Stranger:
http://static.tumblr.com/b3gnggu/Estlr163w/photo_on_2011-09-03_at_17.37__8.jpgStranger: lol no.
You: lawl random pic you found
You: you already had it on copypasta
Stranger: lawl no.
Stranger: i got more.
You: take a new one now
You: with a bit of paper
You: that says
You: "WHO IS THE DADDY? I AM!" on it
You: then i'll believe you
You: you have 5 minutes
You: starting now
Stranger: wait i have to find a pen
You: 4 remaining
You: 3 left
Stranger: waittt!
You: 2
You: youd best hurry lawl
You: 2 left
You: more like 1.5 now
You: ONE MINUTE LEFT
Stranger:
http://static.tumblr.com/b3gnggu/sdLlr16m3/photo_on_2011-09-04_at_23.47__2.jpgStranger: DONE~
You: as if haha
You: i really thought you were lying
You: well i've been told
Stranger: lmfaooooo
You: don't really know what to say now lol
Stranger:
