Waste men with ballistic weaponry

Here's more urban camouflage/accessory pictures to keep him motivated.

Start the compo

Ding.

Dat Deadly Premonition

Competitions are like an adrenaline shot to this board's community feeling and activity.

They need to be happening so much more often.

THIRTY SEVEN PAGES AHHHH

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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS EVEN

TALKING ABOUT?

I didn't mean "grown up" in a bad way - I wasn't referring to the game, I was referring more to the setting and the characters. Don't get me wrong, I love the Zelda titles, and Darksiders felt a lot like one.

I think a game where the main character's arms and legs look like entire other people glued to his body combined with staggering amounts of angst is more of the wet dream of masculinity of a 15 year old boy than a fairy man in a bright green jumpsuit and elf hat.

First off I'll debunk his sham-friendly, reconciliatory attitude. It's a standard artfag tactic (and generally a tactic employed by weaklings) to paralyze enmity in the adversary.

I almost stopped reading any of this at the word "artfag" because nobody can be taken seriously using the dumb nounfag internet thing.

But then I saw the word WEAKLINGS.

NOBODY uses that word seriously, Obnoxious russian body builders maybe, but nobody fucking else.

After I read that I made this post and now I'm going to go get an English Muffin.

Did Space Funeral ever get a front page article?

That game was so damn good and I'd forgotten about it.

EDIT: Ah yeah, it did, great game that.

Really want to play this game but why does everything on your website sound like it's being read by Bill O'Reilly?

The trippy insanity sort of fades away when you start talking about a betrayed generation crying out from hell.

I dunno might be the liberal in me but it really brings it down.

There is nothing trippy about Bill O'Reilly.

Games for retarded peoples!

Start the competition now.

Nothing will top this.

Have sat a couple out, but I'd be up for getting involved again... depending on the theme.

End the poll.
Wake Derek up.
Make up a theme now what more of a reason could you have to do one now than this.

State Officials Bad Mouthing Each Other

the game

A penis based exploration game would be really tough to do.

You can only go so far making everything in every environment a penis.




Who am I kidding that would be awesome.

The horror... the horror...

I do.

You made a hydra penis joke.

I don't really know what to think of it just pointing it out.

I hate that spider one!  I feel like everywhere I go drunken people are quoting it as truth.

Red heads will be extinct by 2060.

My sister is a red head.

You're telling me she's going to die at the age of 50?

The hell man

I can only assume everyone who is like, "You are not indie unless you live on a mountain clothed only in your giant beard, and your only friend is a goat," is pulling your leg.

What do you have?

A house? electricity? THE INTERNET?

I personally send Guinevere (my goat) down the mountain to the local post office with my TiGs posts. They then mail the post to my nephew who lives in America (I live in Peru, they have the best mountains and the cleanest goats) who goes on the internet machine and makes the post.

This is also how I code.

 

Someone needs to make a third highly anticipated pixelly platformer.

Because having a third behemoth topic in here next to Fez and Cafe would just look nice.