You: THIS IS THE INTERNET
You: D:
Stranger: Is it?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Why didn't anyone tell me?
You: I don't know :/
Stranger: Oh my God!
Stranger: I can't believe it!
Stranger: No-one told me!
You: It seems a lot of people don't know
Stranger: I've been on the internet all this time!
You:

Stranger: WTF?
Stranger: I'm crying now
Stranger: I don't know what to do!
Stranger: F*** me. This is the internet?!
You: I only found out yesterday.
Stranger: How can this be?
Stranger: I mean
You: I thought it was LAN ):
Stranger: if this is the internet, then what is
Stranger: a carrier pigeon?
You: I use carrier pidgeons
You: to play rpgs with my friends
Stranger: Oh, I'm so confused now.
You: they live 400 miles away so its quite hard to meet
Stranger: I'm going to have to lie down now.
You: Ok
Stranger: I think I need some therapy.
You: Hm
You: It seems that you are more affected by this revelation than most people are
Stranger: yeah, i am
You: You can get FREE THERAPY HALF PRICE FROM DOWNLOADVIRUSES.COM :D
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: I'll bear that in mind.
You: Good
You: It's good advice
Stranger: Ok. Good night.
You: Ok, bye
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You: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO PENGUINS
Stranger: lol
You: What
Stranger: i guess your right
You: Penguins are evil,
viscous killing machines
Stranger: yeh i bet they are
Stranger: like penguin from the batman movie...
You:

You: I haven't seen that movie
Stranger: u have to watch it
You: Did the penguin try and take over the world?
You: They do that sometimes
You: -_-
Stranger: yes
You: It gets annoying
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well a penguins gotta do wot a pengiuns gotta do
You: Just last night, 3 penguins with lazer rifles came in to my house and tried to mug me
You: But I had the size advantage, you see
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but the penguins could of stacked up on one another and had the size difference on you
You:

You: They obviously didn't think of that
Stranger: so it was the dumb pengiuns that mugged you
You: Yeah
You: Not one of the leader ones
You: I guess it was some thugs
Stranger: the clever penguins stole my car
You:

You: That must have been annoying
You: Do you have penguin insurance?
Stranger: yeh i got insured from comparethepenguinmarket.com
You: Hm
You: comparethemeerkat.com is also a great site
Stranger: they cheap...you should try them out
Stranger: yeh it is...
You: Yes
You: I use it all the time for my meerkat comparing needs
Stranger: lol...
Stranger: dont look behind you...
Stranger: theres a penguin
You:

You: Shiiiiiiit
You: !urk
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