Save me from the picture of glaiel...he's gone mad with power.

I had 10-2 in w/l as Arcane Sniper for quite a while. I'm sure someone is going to come in here and say that this does not prove anything.

That doesn't prove anything.

Our pubs make me cry. Everytime they ruin the game I'm going to start trolling them.

Of course our Viper/Veno lane crushed and all the other lanes ate it HARD. 

Is it actually going to be Space Quest

--or--

something WITHOUT Roger Wilco (something I admittedly don't want)?

Also, is it just me or is their new video unintentionally disturbing and uncanny valley 200% Xtreme Edition?

only bad players rely on or call mia's; i've been trying to purposefully not call mia's as a way to teach people not to overextend and to use wards more. it makes me feel like a worse player to say mia, or to hear it

i make exceptions when i play normals with low-level players though (below level 30, or level 30 with low "hidden elo" and low wins) because i assume that random teammates at that level are terrible

But calling MIAs is still a good practice, even the best players get distracted in-lane and can't watch the mini-map the entire game. You arn't playing the mini-map.

it's especially useful to call MIAs on champs who have a chance to brutalize ALL your team mates in a lane, either because: they are mildly imbalanced, have farmed a lot, or just just plain fed.

If you fed mid and they are going on a killing spree because you didn't call MIA on them, it's a bitch-slap to the face for your team.

Please call your MIAs on LeBlanc!

Also- no one willingly buys wards unless you twist their arm completely off or they just do it regularly as a player.
It is funny that no matter how cheap you made wards, certain players will NEVER EVER buy them if they're playing non-support.
Give a player a way to win the game much more often on the cheap, "a free-win item" if you will, and they don't buy it out of stubbornness, ego, or just because it doesn't directly give you kill stats, or that they need to be maintained. What an interesting psychology experiment.

Oh no, OH NO:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hansr/griz-coat?ref=popular

I found the Proteus VX vst for completely free, it sounds pretty good- go get it!

http://www.creative.com/emu/proteusvx/

Beep, I like plumbers who ingest hallucinogens. 

Get ready, Nintendo just trademarked "super Mario 4"  

http://ds.ign.com/articles/122/1222890p1.html

Horrible things happened that game, countless tragedies.
Oh, my items rock btw. Urn of shame/guilt is too damn good for heals.

Too bad your mouse buttons were broken the entire time, but you should really
switch out from using QWER. It's just not great form imo- it doesn't utilize your keyboard or the shape of your hand to the fullest extent it could.

61 deaths for their team. Ouch.


I hope I can use a midi controller I ordered as input that is coming in the mail.
I could use the 6 drum pads on it to use items and they are basically arranged the same way as the item slots.  

I'm surprised they haven't made some type of input device specifically for DOTA (using your left hand) with different pads for your skills, 2-3 for items and other misc functions in a circular/ergonomic layout.

Made-to-order back-of-box quote:

Phil made a Japanese developer cry and gave him nightmares forever,
AND I still really want this damn game! -Trev Dunbar

I'll be anxiously awaiting the steam version.

Phubans hit the proverbial nail on the head.  

The standards on mass-market videogames/media held today are really poor. The bar is lower than ever.

Long live the 80's/90's, for like, freaking real.

I want this so bad, but I have no X-bAUX 360.  

The performance was always so shit on TGC products, even in DarkBasic pro.

Forget using their built-in collision functions.

Drawing fonts can bring your games to their knees. Easily can cut your framerates into a quarter or half depending on how much text you draw.

Shut up and take my money, revenge labs. Now does anyone want to play on PSN? Does it have good online?

You there? You haven't responded to my PMs for a couple days?

I'd still like to work out something with you.

Cheers.

New kickstarter, pay the toucan $1000 so he can get a new synthesizer can make beautiful musics for you.

Yeah, I wish.

Wait, maybe I could make it happen with clever wording, not like it will make me feel any less terrible about taking peoples money from them though.

Anyways, I don't like yogcast, and I find it strange they've basically slapped their name on the game title already. Did they really HAVE TO name it "Yogventures" !?

they are fixing a bug in his poison that they say caused it not to work when his attack speed was greater than 1.0 -- apparently this has been a bug forever and nobody even noticed till now

Seriously?    
Like, really really?

Yeah, no wonder it doesn't seem like his poison was really THAT great.

hahaha

what kind of monkeys are programming this thing

Put a thousand monkeys in a room randomly whacking the keyboard, randomly put together all their code they created until you get LoL. The story of how LoL was made.

Any bugs? Just have them modify the offending code randomly until they create code that covers up the bugged code (which just makes more bugs)

huge teemo buffs incoming toucanator

are you ready for this

oh, really? What could they possibly do to Teemo so [long list of assassin, burst-nuke tanks, and mages] won't just run up to him and rip all the guts out of his little body using their bare fists in the most brutal way possible?

if it wasnt for paul eres minecraft would have been called something probably very gay and everyone would have ignored it

paul it's your fault minecraft is so successful

Seek Paul Eres for professional game name advice - 1-555-987-GAME.
Get your game as famous as hits such as: Minecraft, Teacraft, or Animecraft today.