What
Is a
Haiku?

am i doing this right guize

Let me answer that question, with a question.

Are you kidding me?

Nintendo is probably the best at holding her ground,
Can you imagine a Company like Valve developing Zelda: Wind Waker? Every kid I know (me included) bitched about the cartoony graphics (after we watched that tech demo of adult-link vs Ganon), but Nintendo took the risk and Ironically, many friends of mine like this game more than Twilight Princess, and TP was basically the game we all wanted, when we watched that Tech-Demo.


 TF2, anyone? Same story there, people complained when they saw the change from realism to cartoony and now look!

Portal isn't a bad game, it's just a In-Between game, its the kind of game you play while you wait for more solid titles to be released. Its a short, somewhat fun game, with a interesting storyline. You play a little, have fun with the meme's it has generated, but some time later you can't really recall many of it.

 Yeah, solid titles like "Mega Super UltraCall of Duty: Black Skies 6 X Z Alpha Omega Ultimate Champion Edition"

 >things that rock
 
Okay guys

 Get ready.

...


POCKY.

>spongebobwallet.jpg   

Welcome to the wonderful world of TVTropes!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VideogameSettings

 I love TV tropes, but I kinda want to pull away from too much cliche...then again, it's just a basic free, first game of mine. I'm sharing it on here though so...

gah conflict

 Just thought of another.

Birthday day for boy
Birthday party, no one comes
So sad birthday boy

Collision is hard!
Work hard coding it then...
Unexplained error

 

I'm molested much.
At night frogs come to my bed
Touching all over

 

this is a hidden secret about a future thing

Fat man loses pie
Goes through dimensions to get
Happy reunion

 

Okay, so you know how there are different worlds in Mario games? What if I create five, with different themes, that make you adapt to different strategies of gameplay each?

This is based on an idea of a puzzle/platform game, basically, get to the end of the level without dying from different traps and stuff.

Well, what could the worlds be? I was thinking of these themes.

Factory
Ice
Underground (which would, as the levels go by, go deeper until you're in hell)
Sky
Broken (This would bring all the worlds together, fused)

So, wanna help me out, guise?

 Pleeeease help me fix this engine! 


These are the issues I need help fixing!

~ Collision is quite glitchy
~ COLLISION
~ COLLISIOOOOOOOON
~ And random bugs if you find any.

Up for the challenge of helping me? Well...

It's dangerous to code without a GMK. Take this. 

http://www.mediafire.com/?b51gf2uouxujn5g

 It appeared to be a human, but it was a crabman. I killed it with Dino-Kitty claws, and then smeared the crabman's blood upon my head.

I've absorbed its DNA and now can grow crab claws on demand.

 Hey, wait. Barrack Obama is cool.

 I finally reached my destination, the sacred cave of magic cabbages.

But there is a guard standing in my way.

What do now?

Okay, just got back from preforming home-made surgery. Had to replace my heart, as it became an olive. You don't know where I got the heart from, and you don't want to.

R.I.P Nya, my pet elephant in the backyard

I call bullshit.

You can't replace your own heart with an elephant's. That's preposterous.












An elephant's heart is the size of a sack of potatoes.

I resized it using scientific technology made by my pet labrat.

 Dino-Kitty is now tamed, thanks to BALL OF YARN. And now I'm riding him, with my laptop, into the sunset.

Thank you...

But the adventure...has only just begun...

http://www.kongregate.com/games/shockvalue_/interactive-buddy

Is this your second game? I seem to recall it being really popular for a while.

 No, no, I love that game too, but it was a black, stickman.

 Programming is hard
Hours of work equal nothing.
Just unknown error.

 Incase you wondered
This is where you post haikus
Care about graphics

 Added you two.

Wanna chat about THINGS?

 This is great!

I'm Beard of Battle!

Tell me your profile: if you're an indie dev, I'll add you to the "Indiebro" circle.

^see this is the other reason why we can't have nice things

report me then dickbreath

but guys stuff was better when i was a kid! bk kids club was so much better than today's burger king mascots!

Your original post just said the first part.

Reported.

bullets, meteor, buttered toast strapped to back + a long drop

Crap, I have no buttered toast!

 I'm wanting to join a indie meet-up around Reisterstown, Maryland, perhaps?