Let's check out Mr. Pittman's "tastes" for "good writing", then.
This is exactly why I don't like Insomnia's reviews, icy's in particular. They don't match my tastes for good writing.
They read like some angsty kid on the interwebs
"angsty kid on the interwebs". The key point here being that "angsty kid" is a stupid term this retard has
learned from "the interwebs". You don't even think about what this means; all you're saying is this: "icycalm sometimes writes in an indignant manner". Yeah, so what? So do many people, adolescent or otherwise. How does that make him an "angsty kid"? It doesn't; you just think it'll sound more degrading to use that term, as you've seen it applied to so many other people with similar styles on internet forums (or the "interwebs" if you like -- i.e. the only place you've ever fucking learned anything, i.e. the reason you think like such a retard).
trying to sound smart with big words and philosophical quotes.
First: there is not really an abundance of "big words" in icy's writing. For me it's always crystal clear. Plus, check out his recent remarks on obscurantism -- he has deliberately
cleared up and
explained so many woolly terms - even those used by other philosophers - that you can not even attempt to charge him with wordy pomposity. The writing is totally lucid; if you still can't comprehend it, that's not icy's problem. It's your own problem for being stupid.
Second: "philosophical quotes". lol. What this amounts to is a call to your fellow retards: "hey, this guy uses quotations I can't understand! And you guys can't understand them either, right? Okay, that means they're irrelevant! Who does he think he
is? How dare he quote from
books? Doesn't he know there's much more to be learned from wikipedia and internet forums, i.e. the classrooms our kind have been raised in? Oh wait, I know! I know exactly what he is! --
pretentious. Guys, use that word! It means something bad! [Emoticon] [.gif] [meme]"
I couldn't care less if a game I enjoyed gets five stars or two; that's the author's opinion and it doesn't affect me either way. But when reviews are sprinkled with profanity and words like "journlolism" and "artfagot," I tune out.
So you tune out at "big words" and philosophical quotes, and you also tune out at profanity. You tune out at the highest writing possible, and also at the lowest (because profanity instantly makes writing substandard, right? Right). So what the fuck are you after? What are your "tastes" for "good writing"? Oh yeah -- the middle ground, the average, the
mediocre. Quelle surprise.
Here are some specific examples:
Great, you can quote a line or two and show that it can look silly when you view it completely out of context.
Remember kids: Caps Lock is cruise control for cool, and commas can just go wherever you feel like putting them.
More internet educated babbling. "cruise control", lol. The dude is actually using internet memes to make a point. To refute another point. Seriously. This is where we are at.
Fuck off.
That's some writing worthy of the GameFAQs forums if I ever saw it.
And there can be no doubt that you
have seen plenty of that.
I was serious before when I said that the
internet-educated are a very real class of people. Still serious now. Just look at this shit. And there is no point in genuinely engaging with it; you're better off just pointing it out and moving on.
If you cannot express yourself at a level above the average IGN forum user then I don't give a fuck about your "tastes" for "good writing".