You are a squid in a jar on a bipedal spider tank, and you are traversing the desert, talking to cacti and purchasing their delicious ichor to refuel your tank and ensure you don't dry out on your pilgrimage from one beach to another for the annual soggy cake convention. Not all is well, however, as you must defend your cake from tribals with confetti blasters, misleading signs, funny noises, and outright shenanigans to distract them for long enough so you can make an escape. Your bipedial spider tank as a big rubber nose on it, because your real job is that you are a clown. Use your wits to chicken out, and escape to freedom!
I'm quite new to this forum so tell me am I missing a certain understanding of the humor/culture on this forum?like is there anyone who thinks the posts like the above has even a hint of humor in it? yet the entire thread is filled with them so I guess someone must find them hilarious.