I don't want to pat myself on the back for a good deed, I want to ease the suffering of the person or people I saw with my own two eyes.

there's not as big of a difference between those two things as you seem to think there is

it's still just about making yourself feel better

"if i don't see them suffer then i don't care" is a dumb attitude

if you want to actually finish making a game, pick one of those paragraphs and delete the rest

http://bobsgame.com/

not going to name who made the tumblr post, but basically it ended up on reddit and they started getting death threats

they're getting a horde of death / rape / etc threats for it now

i think that's irony? "ill kill you for wishing harm upon another man"

i was massively overleveled for no mans wharf which is a shame because i actually rly liked it design-wise. the boss was pretty good too.

what IS it with this game an 3 hit combos tho? every boss/enemy with a weapon has a goddamn 3 hit combo.

this.

but also sometimes they do a 4-5 hit combo that starts the same way just to fuck you over.

artorias did that in ds1, his normal combo was 3 hits, but if you tried to heal he'd throw in an extra hit to fuck you over

protip: you dont have to read them

someone was talking about how the lack of lighting might just be because they realized the darkness everywhere and the torches etc weren't that fun

again, though, most of this is stuff that's already in mathmatica / wolfram alpha, and it will probably still not be free

fine, a really really really high level functional programming language

i bet adding new blocks that work with all of the other blocks is a huge pain in the ass

so can someone, like, break down for me what this is and why its so great?

it's just a really really high level functional programming language

isn't most of that stuff already in mathmatica / wolfram alpha? 

power ratio nerfs are worrying since fights are already pretty drawn out

he didn't give up anything

i had tons of trouble with him (10+ deaths) both times i played it, but ive never had to fight the gargoyles more than twice (without drake sword)

different people just have trouble with different dudes 

that article reminded me of why i dont like ngj-style "personal" reviews lol.

look, the exact same things that are bad about binf are present in bioshock 1 (including tacked on "exploration", fake "decisionmaking" and shallow "political commentary"), just to a lesser degree. the truth isnt that binf is awful, its that bioshock was never that good and binf makes the flaws more apparent.

yes bioshock 1 too had nothing but giant copy pasted areas filled with hundreds of dudes

pretend i wrote additional sarcastic comments for each of the other parts you skipped over

you're dumb

"people like this thing i dont like, they must be getting bribed"

TrapThem's gimmick is that it was created by a narcissist

it looks like some dude who makes small games as a hobby accidentally became successful, and a bunch of whiny jealous losers are mad that it wasn't their shitty ios game instead

id rather see games / people like that be successful than the shit that's usually in the top 10.

"if this game i don't like is popular he must've gamed the system! he used pipes, it's a mario clone! he copied a mechanic that has existed for 5+ years, what a fraud!"

look at the list of games on the top 10 free apps list, and explain to me why other "indie devs" would pick this guy to shit on over almost any other fucking title in this list:

Don't play for the plot ffs!!!!!
You don't play mario or metroid for the plot

it's a goddamn jrpg