Awesome shopkeeper bug I found that I hope Derek does not fix:

1) Take rock.
2) Stand on shopkeeper while shopkeeper is in corner.
3) DO NOT THROW ROCK.
4) Drop rock.
5) Lose 2 health.
6) Watch as shopkeeper dies.
7) Loot.

 

Not so awesome bug: Totem pole spike things always knock the maiden out of your hands, even if the spikes are retracted.

Edit: The way I figured out was.. I was trying to sell a rock to him.

[23:11] Drakkar: dude
[23:11] Drakkar: whipping it is so intense

AWESOME DUDE! Can't wait!

:Bucket: Hey kid i'm a living creature while your mother send us grace! As if through a grate? And is that your not real.

<After a few minutes>

:You: Still alive, then?

:Bucket: A lifeless object alive.

 

All these games I play
Unique until I realize:
Cave Story rip-off.



Please do not hurt me
For abusing this old meme.
I could not resist!

At long last, we finally know the answer to this very important question. Thank you for your votes.

It's time we knew.

Once again it kind of bombed.. anyone have any suggestions on things that would get more people in? or if you didn't show, what would make you join?

[Edit] Whoops, had friday and saturday mixed up. 

... 

[Event: TIGs Game NightDay: SaturdayTime: 12PM PST (Read: 12 in the noon PST) which is also known as 3PM EST, 8PM GMT, etc (Or whenever there are enough people to throw a game together.)Place: TIGSource (More specifically TIGIRC)Games:Jet Set Willy OnlineiScribbleTeam Fortress 2TrackManiaCivilizations IVCounterstrike 2DWarsowMAME Games]

It's been a few weeks since our last attempt at this, so that means it time again for.........:

Event: TIGs Game Night

Day: Saturday

Time: 12PM PST (Read: 12 in the noon PST) which is also known as 3PM EST, 8PM GMT, etc (Or whenever there are enough people to throw a game together.)

Place: TIGSource (More specifically TIGIRC)

Games:
Jet Set Willy Online
iScribble
Team Fortress 2
TrackMania
Civilizations IV
Counterstrike 2D
Warsow
MAME Games

Basically what happens is we all show up in the IRC (linked above) and play whatever games people want to play.. Together! 

The names of the games link to the games, so if you wanna practice or make some custom tracks for TrackMania or something feel free to click on them. Now.

[19:27] mewse: What happens in TIGIRC stays in TIGIRC. 

Yes, tomorrow is game night. So.. be there!.. or else. 

[Event: TIGs Game NightDay: SaturdayTime: 12PM PST (Read: 12 in the noon PST) which is also known as 3PM EST, 8PM GMT, etc (Or whenever there are enough people to throw a game together.)Place: TIGSource (More specifically TIGIRC)Games:Jet Set Willy OnlineiScribbleTrackManiaRequests:Civilizations IVTeam Fortress 2Counterstrike 2DWarsowMAME Games]

Event: TIGs Game Night

Day: Saturday

Time: 12PM PST (Read: 12 in the noon PST) which is also known as 3PM EST, 8PM GMT, etc (Or whenever there are enough people to throw a game together.)

Place: TIGSource (More specifically TIGIRC)

Games:
Jet Set Willy Online
iScribble
TrackMania

Requests:
Civilizations IV
Team Fortress 2
Counterstrike 2D
Warsow
MAME Games


The names of the games link to the games, so if you wanna practice or make some custom tracks for TrackMania or something, feel free to click on them. Now.

The two italicized games are the ones that usually monopolize the event.
The games under the requests list are games people have asked to play on game night.

Feel free to reply with any suggestions and I'll add them up here. 
I promise not to be an ass like before; I'll post suggestions up here whether or not I think people will play the game.

 

I was doing this for the Ugly Reviewer but I got bored pretty quickly and then I died and now I need a rescue but I can't be bothered.

Is that going to be the entire review? It fits brutally honest... 

Before the villagers rope BlademasterBobo up, he manages to speak some last words, "Oi feel sorry fo' the wretch who gets my job, if 'n 'nyone lives long 'nough to do it. That evil twin brother, 'e always gets the best o' me."

[Blademasterbobo]

People, this 'ere jus' don' make sense. First, ya'll blame chutup for sayin' it was a werewolf without any proof, an' now you all are callin' me a werewolf?  Twistin' logic like that sho' is werewolf like, if 'n ya ask me.

Melly 'ere 'as started quite a few bandwagons, startin' us all on chutup. Besides, I'm the only one who goes near them privies, so why would I tell you all 'e was in there? I'd just let'em rot 'n if I was 'at murderer 'n wot not. E's also sayin' that he knows the time o' death.

I still believe Blademasterbobo is of greater suspicion. The fact he found the body so quickly only adds to that.

Only a werewolf would know 'xactly when 'e died. From the looks of 'em, 'e could've been sittin' in tha' stew for a few days.

Swing the blame, eh? Says you, after ya' threw blame on me with no reason, see what 'e did there? Besides, why would aye throw 'em in the privies where ayll 'ave to pull 'em back out 'gain?

Melly there even started them last bandwagon on poor ol' chutup, 'idn't 'e now?

[chutup]

What terrible omen befalls our once-calm city.

I couldn't even find any of the prettier birds in the neighboring woods for their fine plumes. I must have scared them.

My chickens have also been quite unconsolable since last night.

Indeed whoever did this must be a monster of the worst caliber.

But indeed, chutup, how do you explain knowing what exactly was the cause?

See how everythin' aroun' 'em is scarr'd off? E' even say 'imself that he skarr'd off dem birds 'n what not. 'E blames me for offin' increpare, when I jus' been off pullin' 'is chunks out of 'is privies. I'm votin' for Melly.