[Akhel.]

((A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!))

Just to get the ball rolling, I'll vote for... Akhel.

[in.]

Yar, I be in.

Xotes's ghost appears at the apparently frozen in time scene. He shakes his head sadly. "So close to finding out, too... Wait, I'm dea-" And with that he vanishes.

(A ghost rises from what is left of Xotes's mangled corpse.)
Argh, blast! I'm going to curse whoever killed me, soon as I find out! (The spectre starts fading away) I'M GOING TO HAUNT YOU, YOU BASTARDS!!! (The spectre fades out completely.)

Note, good sir Depraved, that my name does have an S after it

AHA! MORE SUBSTANTIAL EVIDENCE! Only a wolf, with their keen eyes would notice something like that!

Actually, I just got a new pair o' goggles. They work wonders for stuff like this.

Note, good sir Depraved, that my name does have an S after it and that is how it should be spelled.

Also, to all two of you who have accused me of being a werewolf, I DON'T EAT PEOPLE! I shoot people, yes, but that's part of the job description for a scout. Besides, eating human flesh, raw? That's disgusting! Sir Lecter laid out quite the feast when I visited... And now I feel sick having figured out what he fed his "Esteemed Guest" so if you'll excuse me I'm going to throw up.

(cue various retching noises)

[Terry]

OH SHI-!

OK, changed from Fishymuffin to Terry again. It's mob law, dude. Mob law.

[Fishymuffin]

Apparently my hypothesis is incorrect about Corpus's beard. It does NOT, as it seems, make him evil. Using hair gel for a beard like that is still evil, though.

Vote changed to Fishymuffin, due to the excellent point raised by Akhel.

Maybe so, but my ears are kinda more demon-ish pointy than werewolf-ish pointy. Besides, ye be a dog, and that's one step closer to bein' a wolf, eh?

[EVIL]

I vote Corpus, because his beard requires hair gel. EVIL hair gel.

Naw, it's just the thing that occurs after all the voting is over. And then people start killing each other. 

Wait a sec... If this is EPISODE ZERO: (All caps for impressiveness) it'll have an actual plotline? I doubt that, but there's always a chance...

Ultraviolent Indian Paratroopers.
Telekinetic Worm Riders.
Intense Bong Ultra.
Amish Bazooka Paratroopers.
Rocket-Powered Breakdancing Strikes Back.
Tony Hawk's Manlove Ransom.
The Secret Weapon of the Zamboni Kombat.
My Very Own Drug-Dealing in Africa.   

Wow.

[I'm in on this,]

I'm in on this, all right. 

Hell yeah! I once played a marathon of the mafia variant. I'm so damn in!

Well, Yahtzee is KINDA like said Nerd, except that he DOES review the games. In his own warped way, of course, but it's still something.

"And the pants were dead and the ground was messy and bloody from HEADCRABS!"

I laughed...

>Pick up the invisible lantern and matchstick.

I started with 5 Days a Stranger, when it first came out. I was a little kid then. Trilby's first nightmare made me cry. Like so.   I'm half-surprised I managed to make it to a dream sequence, though.