I didn't like the pain and suffering that I was being given. Also, the Simple Machines community permanently banned me without any reason whatsoever. Such a shame that I was good there, and they didn't know it.

Oh hey, look, it's the un-ban button!

Is this serious? I remember my parents bringing over groups of Christian elder people to "bless" me because I was into games with demons and dragons. They also burned my sister's expensive Harry Potter books.

She should have been like "Hey! Don't do that!!"

Do you have any proof that your cousin's friend isn't a demon?

Yes.

One, she looks human.

Two, she's not on fire.

Edit: Sorry to misquote, but we were talking about my cousin's friend, not my cousin's friend's cousin.

sorry to derail, how is the thing with your cousin and her demon friend going?

That was originally the topic, you weren't derailing.

[bump] Also, I noticed you made an embarrassing video... oh my gosh why.

You know what?

Nope nope nope nope

Basic offtopic. Irrelevant.

Seriously, this is not a forum game!

Pretty sure its roleplay.

This is reality, did you know that?

... troll

... fool

i think you are insanely boring

Somebody ban this guy.

If you're a demon, you probably know a normal answer to this simple yes/no question without complicating!

Is stolen holy water still considered holy?

My cousin thinks her friend is a demon...

Meant that I meant her friend, not me.

My cousin thinks her friend is a demon...

Just why?

WHY?!

How would you deal with Chara impersonators?

Pretend they're impersonating someone else and move on

Oh, that's interesting. So Chara, when you make mod (hoping days not weeks here), how do you intend to deal with persistent trolls/spammers if not through banishment?

I tell them to stop.

OK I'm not kidding, can we unban Chara already?

Finally, someone who agrees with me. I hate banishment!

A new generation of soft trolling

...
Get the heck outta here.

#getbackontopicorelse

You have not shown yourself to have the wisdom, focus, or inmensely terrifying physical strength moderators require.

No, but I have shown myself to have the wisdom, focus, or immensely terrifying physical strength administrators require!

I'm alive, OK? I'm not freakin' banned. I deserve to be a mod. OK, where's that "Who needs to be a mod" thread that I need to bump?

I don't think you're really Chara from Undertale, either.

Of course I'm not! What do you think crappy roleplaying is?!

I should have known better than to say this forum was good.

I lied anyway.

Oh seriously? What the heck is wrong with you? You're not freakin' elsa! This isn't "Frozen"! And this. Is not! An ICE CASTLE!! D:<