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[alphasmart]

Character Name: Ronnie Cordova
Character Race: Pretty much a human, but more awesome.
Character Profession: Protecting the Sockbaby from the Greys.

Character Name: Skittles
Character Race: Squirrel
Character Profession: UFO-paranoid Squizophrenic Rabid Squirrel
Other: Skittles believes aliens are stealing his nuts. He also believes the voice of Elvis Presley in his head is into it as well. He has random seizures and attacks of rage, and believes the probe the aliens forgot up his colon is the cause of it. What truly is lodged down there is a mystery best left unsolved.

do those not count as good submissions?  Seem pretty good to me!

[Camdag]

Ronnie Cordova is an already existing(albeit awesome) character. And Skittles just sounds like a Jhonen Vasquez creation- so I'm not touching that one.

Edit: Concept art.

Let's get these submissions in so we can get this show on the road!

[Akhel]

This needs a walking lettuce.

[Spincut]

NAME: Valkoreth the Devourer
RACE: Human...once.
PROFESSION: Extremely Evil Overlord
OTHER: Once the ruler of his own castle, Valkoreth was recently transformed into an adorable kitten by his arch-nemesis, Goodguy. Now Valkoreth wants revenge...and...you know, not to be a kitten anymore.

[Stij]

NAME: Zombie Abe Lincoln
RACE: Zombie
PROFESSION: Former President

In the year 204XX, a group of evil Neo-Confederates caused havoc throughout the US. The government sprang into action and, using the foulest of voodoo magics, revived the only man that could have a hope of beating Confederates: Abraham Lincoln! Of course, he's a zombie with an insatiable craving for brains now, but other then that he's the wacky honest president we all know and love. He soundly trounced the Confederate army before writing the sequel to the Gettysburg Address*. Now he lives in relative obscurity, at least until the adventurers find him...

*Gettysburg Address II: Electric Boogaloo

[Guert]

This needs a walking lettuce.

With a monocle, top hat and a moustache. (Phew! now I can easily escape the banhammer! :D)

[Camdag]

THE VOTING HAS BEGUN!

http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=1033.0

[Smithy]

NAME: Rush Limbaugh
RACE: Human(?)
PROFESSION: Cult diety and right hand man to Cthulhu
Other: LOL

[Dom2D]

Why is this thread dead? Why wasn't I here when this was alive?! Why aren't there more interactive no pants adventures in here?!

[Cokho]

Why is this thread dead? Why wasn't I here when this was alive?! Why aren't there more interactive no pants adventures in here?!

SECONDED! I laughted SO MUCH! We HAVE to start a 3rd game like this! We just need a Aswome Pixel art maker!

[SteGriff]

If I was the second henchman, I would have run too.
You're basically a crazy guy with a branch and a sword, with blood around your mouth, wearing the scalp of his poker buddy.

Good game, that was.

[Theon]

I WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME!
Please make a real text adventure out of it!