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« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2008, 10:02:00 AM »
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« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2008, 10:25:04 AM »
Quote from: Movius on January 24, 2008, 09:41:57 AM
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Best movie ever.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Ice Pirates.
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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2008, 10:48:40 AM »
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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2008, 10:51:14 AM »


Pendragon Pictures take on War of the worlds. I guess it fits more into the "terrible" catagory more than the "cheesy", but it's SO badly done you can't help but laugh. By the end of the film, the main characters moustache is lop-sided.
Also, the director did all the special effects on his laptop, so that should give you an idea of just how bad it is. They somehow manage to make the film last about 3 hours, but I think half of that is filler footage of the main character running through fields and falling over a lot.

The dialogue is terrible. Example dialogue from the by standers when looking at the recently fallen Martian cylinder;

"I wonder whats inside?"
"Maybe there's coins inside! Or toys, or a train set!"

I couldn't make this crap up. It's awesome.
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« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2008, 11:28:35 AM »


paraphrased scene:

"Put on these glasses"
"I ain't putting on no glasses"

** Ten-minute-long fistfight **
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« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2008, 12:00:55 PM »
Where's the love for eXistenZ?

Guns that shoot teeth, paranoid videogame revenge fantasies, etc.
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« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2008, 12:12:02 PM »
Starship Troopers was obviously deliberately cheesy, which I think is why I like that movie so damn much.

I totally forgot about this though:



Definitely cheese. Big cheesy Schwarzenegger. :D
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« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2008, 01:32:53 PM »
Another Six String Samurai fan I see. I wholeheartedly agree.

I thought this film was positively awful.

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« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2008, 01:36:10 PM »
(I really liked Casshern.)
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« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2008, 01:39:43 PM »
I kind of loved it and hated it at the same time.
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« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2008, 02:03:55 PM »


Super Monster!

It's a Gamera movie made totally out of previous Gamera movies' action scenes! It's 90 minutes of giant monsters humping each other. It's brilliant.
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« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2008, 02:36:57 PM »
Flash Gordon  (1980)

Brian Blessed, Max von Sydow, soundtrack by Queen... does it get any better than that?  No, I don't believe it can. He saved every one of us!




Quote from: ravuya on January 24, 2008, 12:00:55 PM
Where's the love for eXistenZ?

And another vote for eXistenZ!
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« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2008, 02:53:49 PM »
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Whoa, now... Six String Samurai isn't cheese.  It's art.
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« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2008, 03:42:59 PM »
Man, I still have yet to see that movie.

Ever since I saw an ad for it in a comic book I knew that one day I would fulfill my destiny.

Seriously though, this movie looks likes it is made of cheesewin :D
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« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2008, 10:53:50 AM »
I think the wicker man remake should be here. Totally massacred the film, wtf bees?!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
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« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2008, 11:21:01 AM »


Oh lawdy.
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« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2008, 01:26:52 PM »
Quote from: Camdag on January 25, 2008, 11:21:01 AM


Oh lawdy.

Ahahahaaa!  Someond should make a beat-em-up with Nick Cage in a bear suit as the protagonist.  I'd play it (not furry)
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