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This video game is of very poor quality, is too hard to be enjoyable and is very badly made. It requires pixel shader 2.0 because the author is a lazy fuck who doesn't want to make a water animation. What animations there are have had perhaps two seconds of thought put into them. There are no checkpoints or save functions whatsoever, and it is rather long (albiet monotonous and uninteresting). The 'music' is perhaps one of the worst series of random noise ever 'composed'. It's not a 'so bad it's good' game, or a 'lawl this is what bad games are like lawl' game. It's just a bad game. If, for some strange reason, you really wanted to play this quote game end quote, you could always download it at this location. |
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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2010, 06:45:54 AM » |
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author is so lazy he can't even provide a screenshot, guess I will have to download it to see how bad it is  |
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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2010, 09:05:11 AM » |
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When I died, it hurt my feelings.
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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2010, 09:22:10 AM » |
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game fucking sucks
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2010, 03:31:40 PM » |
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game fucking sucks
I think that's the objective. |
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That's how the game goes,
That's how the lime rolls.
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2010, 03:34:04 PM » |
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Just tried it, and I can't stop laughing!
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That's how the game goes,
That's how the lime rolls.
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2010, 07:05:08 PM » |
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haha. great.
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2010, 08:06:07 PM » |
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I actually like it. Reminds me of my first game.
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2010, 10:41:06 PM » |
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I think it's kinda addicting. I had to make that forth jump!
Yeah, I think that was point of the game. I can find you dozens of high school projects worse than this.
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« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2010, 04:29:47 AM » |
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I died so many times that it seems to be my main objective... why I am playing this again and again anyway  |
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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2010, 07:28:42 AM » |
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I won! In your FACE, game!
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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2010, 07:35:58 AM » |
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Yeah I just held down left after dying for the first time because the screen kept moving, and the game told me I won so... there.
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« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2010, 08:46:14 AM » |
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I won.
I mean, yeah, it's easy to "win" this game, but has anyone actually "beaten" it?
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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2010, 10:17:47 AM » |
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If, for some strange reason, you really wanted to play Nope, but what would make it a true bad game and make me really not wanna touch it like other bad games, would be a bad screenshot. That, and reading comments about how it deleted someone's files for some artsy reason, and further comments that you all know nothing about art, that deleting files is the best idea ever. Bonus point if some independent game blog makes a 2-pages article about it. Then it really succeeded as being a bad game, and you will deserve an interview in the said blog, with a picture of you & your beatles haircut in front of your mac. |
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« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2010, 03:37:29 PM » |
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Voice made me wet my pants. I quit after I died after finally getting across the "boat"(?).
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« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2010, 05:22:56 PM » |
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I actually really like it  (goes back to play again) |
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« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2010, 12:44:19 PM » |
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this is a "shit game".
or something quite reminiscent of it. i think it needs more No Doubt music.
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JustinGameDesign
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« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2010, 11:56:20 PM » |
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Did you know that when you die you can just hold done the right button and scroll through the rest of the game to the very end? Didn't even need to play through.
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