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[superstache]

"Oh, look papa! I found a game on the internet about a squirrel! and he's super too!"
"God, site filter must be down again."
"Look papa! Only one frame of animation!"
"Well, I'll be. I bet that one frame is stolen."
"Woooo! I just threw my nuts at Barney!"
"NO!! you're too young for corruption! Get thee to a nunnery! Pronto!"
"But daddy, I love all the other graphics too. It's like they're all clashing because they can't agree with each other and have a tee party."
"Get off that stupid game already, It's probably just some poor fool's Summer Game-Maker project from two years ago."
"Oh, Daddy, can you help me. It's too hard for my wittle baby fingers."
"No, now go play Imagine Babies Party 2 Deluxe Turbo Edition HD Remix: Hyper Fighting like a good little girl."
"OK, I just Wove my daddy!"
"God what a terrible game. No wonder China filters the net."

http://www.mediafire.com/?ujetmymzmwh


Put a little clash in your stache!

[mark]

Wonder how you manage one frame of animation...I mean you need two frames for it to officially be "animation" otherwise it's just a picture...

[superstache]

Wonder how you manage one frame of animation...I mean you need two frames for it to officially be "animation" otherwise it's just a picture...

If you but click that link good sir, all will be revealed.
But I ask you, are you sure you can handle the truth?

[deathtotheweird]

Dear god what did I just play.

[superstache]

Yes, reflection is necessary.
 

[Carrie Nation]

Brilliant, a gaming masterpiece.

And the story was just moving, it was really an interesting social commentary.

[superstache]

So it would seem good keyser, in the eyes of any noble squirrel. The intricacies of art doth lie invested in the truly curious eye. With that said, I remain sorrowful that few eyes will even gaze upon the first of this new world's terrors... Be brave and persistent comrades! And you will be rewarded. Much like the man who returns a lost dog to it's lost owner, who if truly lost, will be the man who's returning the dog. Good day keyser soze, and good luck with Balboa, it's his fourth movie, you know.

[Carrie Nation]

Well I finished it.

The character customization was what really impressed me. Along with the way you get to interact with your squad. I also enjoyed the dialogue trees and the way the camera moved during cutscenes, made them much more interesting. This game made me think about life, love, and doritos.

All in all an amazing and ephemeral experience. I'm a changed person after this, thank you.

[gunmaggot]

***** A++

We need a Super Squirrel smiley now.