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« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2008, 04:55:42 PM » |
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He even posted on the Game Maker forums, which is weird considering that his site specifies that the platform must be cross-platform and Game Maker isn't.
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« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2008, 06:45:07 PM » |
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I dunno about ya'll, but I think this is fucking awesome :D. Best of luck, you crazy bastards.
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2008, 11:35:14 PM » |
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I've heard J Fizzle isn't even a real person. He's an algorithm run wild on the internet: an abstract idea which exists on many platforms and in many places simultaneously.
J Fizzle is in everyone of us, that's why "the Powers" will never take us down. Last night I went to a random gardening forum and I spammed them with the JForce games.com needs programmer propaganda, because JForce games.com doesn't forgive.  |
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« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2008, 11:58:33 PM » |
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Anyone know how much it would cost to hire Keanu Reeves to read this site to me?
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deadeye
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« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2008, 01:03:45 AM » |
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Anyone know how much it would cost to hire Keanu Reeves to read this site to me?
You don't "hire" him. That's yesterday's business model. You're supposed to Guarantee Profit Share once he's read the entire site. |
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Alex May
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hen hao wan
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« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2008, 04:18:58 AM » |
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this is sad
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« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2008, 05:22:46 AM » |
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fo' shizzle |
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« Reply #27 on: February 25, 2008, 03:46:45 PM » |
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I'm beginning to think that it might all be a joke.
Then again, that comic is pretty rad...
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« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2008, 03:50:05 PM » |
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You don't "hire" him. That's yesterday's business model. You're supposed to Guarantee Profit Share once he's read the entire site. :D For some reason, I don't think we'll ever be seeing J Fizzle on TIGS again...  |
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« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2008, 04:14:22 PM » |
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Even without the tongue lashing, I doubt many of these posters do anything more than hit and run raids.
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« Reply #30 on: February 25, 2008, 06:48:25 PM » |
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You don't "hire" him. That's yesterday's business model. You're supposed to Guarantee Profit Share once he's read the entire site. :D For some reason, I don't think we'll ever be seeing J Fizzle on TIGS again... And he won't have a choice in the matter! BANT. |
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deadeye
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« Reply #31 on: February 25, 2008, 06:58:32 PM » |
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And he won't have a choice in the matter! BANT.
Aw geez, how's he ever going to finish his game now? That's $100,000 down the drain, man. |
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« Reply #32 on: February 26, 2008, 07:04:45 AM » |
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My fervent hope is that he contracts the game development division of Halliburton.
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Al King
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« Reply #33 on: February 26, 2008, 07:20:56 AM » |
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Yes, contracts, as one might a disease |
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« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2008, 02:23:07 PM » |
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It's like watching a trainwreck.
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« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2008, 02:36:05 PM » |
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If they actually make it, I will so buy it. I mean, after I get the money for Cortex Command, Eschalon Book 1, and, you know, maybe like some high tech waterdrill thing?
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2008, 02:42:37 PM » |
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I feel kind of sorry for these guys.  |
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ஒழுக்கின்மை (Paul Eres)
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« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2008, 02:45:03 PM » |
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Me too -- they obviously have desire and good intentions, it's just that their inexperience causes them to have no idea how hard it is to actually finish a game, except in a very theoretical sense. I'll be happy if they proved me wrong though.
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« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2008, 03:09:36 PM » |
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Funny how well (albeit HIGHLY PRETENTIOUS) written out goal dissertations lead to lessons in humility.
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