Oh God, there are just too many! Some of my favourites:
The Sims: Shadow City
Incomprehensible Afro Troopers
Infinite Nazi on Wheels
Disturbing City of Mystery
Excruciating Banana - The Dark Project
Psychedelic Indian in the Desert (Sort of ominous with my name)
Everybody Loves the Squirrel Choreographer
Neo 3D 1942
First-Person Kung Fu King (Now THIS... I want to play.)
American Lawnmower Uprising (Just think. Platforming around... huge lawnmower comes rushing in just like that damn car from SeizureDome... lawnmower made of four small lawnmowers!!)
Insane Zamboni Rangers (Oh dear.)
Now, normally I'm no good at coding or spriting. And this won't change that.
But anyways - I am entering this contest.
Black Afro Raider:
Now in Theaters.
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By the way - "Italian Plumber Legend". Hmmmm.
"African Sword Boy" - This is, like, the only one that makes any sense.
"Emo Ninja - Limited Edition" - I'm seriously considering to never look at the VGNG because every time I see something, I get a perfect mental image and want to make it. It's serious - my mind breaks every time I think to myself that I can't use that one.
"Virtual Worm Rampage" - Death Worm ripoff.
"Masters of Sex Trilogy" - This almost sounds serious.
"Kirby's Acid Knights"
Whenever I see these, I usually think of some ridiculous backstory that often involves copious amounts of sanity and evil. I even wrote a huge plotline for some ludicrous thing like Bazooka Master Castle, explaining that the titular Bazooka Master is a misunderstood pacifist made out to be violent by the surrounding countryside, forcing him to stay far within his castle, brooding about the nature of pacifism and violence. As the game went on, you wandered around the castle fighting demons from his past and present with a really big bazooka. I realized how pretentious the plot was and how unlikely it was I could code it. Anybody else feel free to use that castle-demons-bazooka bit though - I like that bit and would really like to see it done justice.