this better damn well have cool obscure capcom characters
i will go to capcom hq and piss in their flowerboxes if i don't have my captain commando (captain commando is the best his team includes a ninja and ninja are better than pirates because they have ninja stars what do pirates have a gun yeah like EVERYBODY ELSE cowboys well captain commando is a cowboy whoops he also has an ALIEN MUMMY not just a regular mummy from boring old egypt he's from OUTER SPACE and he has ACID KNIVES does that exist on other planets IT DOES they can melt your face off and cut it at the same time and also he has a BABY RIDING A ROBOT he's the smartest guy and his robot doesn't have a supply of missiles, it MAKES ITS OWN MISSILES ON THE SPOT that is infinite missiles)
captain sword is the best super move because the power of friendship between a hero, a ninja (sometimes 2, see
), a space mummy and a baby riding a robot creates a giant laser sword and they cut a dude with it
also captain commando can make fire AND lightning come out of his arms those are the elements of heroes and he has cool sunglasses
what DOESN'T he have? a cool bandanna
that's where Jin Saotome comes in, ok so what is your job programmer you must feel good about your manliness, this guy pilots giant robots that is like 35 corvettes one on top of the other, also HIS PUNCHES ARE ON FIRE he has a sword but only uses it to finish the job and who needs a sword when you have
that is crazy they both punch at the same time, i wish i could punch at the same time as a robot could
Hayato the guy with a laser sword and Strider Hiryu the not exactly ninja with a not exactly laser sword are two characters i definitely want back in because they were badass (Hayato has a plasma sword that is like a burning laser (thats hot) and strider hiryu his sword is made of mysterious energy and he has robot panthers)
==----- you can go piss now
===---- was it yellow
and now i enter the realm of dreams but if i could fit all swear words i would, i want Tech Romancer AKA in the glorious gapanes land Choukou Senki Kikaioh, a parody game about giant robots, and since giant robots are serious business, a parody of giant robots is serious business too. so yeah capcom fuck your resident evil bullshit "hello im a guy with a gun what an interesting character design my powers against guys like the hulk and iron man are run the fuck away" a giant robot that is fueled by the hearts of adolescents is a bit more efficient than a pistol but lets run a comparison, rocket punch vs pistol
against human pistol has pierced heart and died
against human rocket punch has crushed human (could not find heart, presumed not beating anymore)
against really big monster pistol takes 250 shots it is pretty long
against really big monster rocket punch has no effect WHAT no look adolescent boy look into your heart the power is there MEGA FIRE ROCKET PUNCH LOVE ATTACK no more monster bitch it took two hits and first one didn't count
against other super robot puny pistol does no damage even a rocket launcher barely scratches the shiny high-saturation colored rare-alloy armor
against other super robot rocket punch makes it realize that they are on same side fighting for justice, net gain of 100% in fighting power since we are two now
this is important because the hulk is a very strong green humans and he does not care for pistol bullets but maybe he will finally listen to being rocket punched by a fist his size
ok now i will put random games of capcom that were good in hopes of sparking imagination
because seriously 3333 characters from street fighter is gay
man why arent there any better images of battle circuit that game is the best well maybe besides D&D the arcade game but D&D isn't really capcom unless you count King of Dragons or knights of the round i guass
more mecha is a good thing
man wikipedia thanks for having all those images those two last guys were in namco x capcom its a great game play it
armored warriors what are you doing there if Jin is in youre not needed your characters arent as cool as those in cyberbots aw dont cry you still have cool mecha design
two of those were assists in the first MvC
i never spam enough captain commando ok
this chick is both as an assist in the first MvC and also as a cool cameo pixelated on a guy from the next game's jacket, that is Falcon from
what the hell is eidos doing there what
haha sonson you are remade as a girl in MvC2
man why hasn't this been in a capcom vs game before
if useless human with pistol can be in, useless human with water bottle is just as good
make it
this game apparently has a huge following oh look its a guy with a sword (tm)
that will be it for my awesome imagespam
obviously i have skipped more recent titles and things that had been used before like Viewtiful Joe who is in Tatsunoko vs Capcom but of course there's a lot of recent awesome stuff that can be used like Ookami and Onimusha and sengoku basara and monster hunter and whatever like mega man, put zero in this dont leave him in tatsunoko vs capcom he is lonely and not gba fag zero either
but i like the old weird things and wish they had more screentime in case it wasnt obvious enough by my spam of 12000k images
what do you guys think of the old awesome things do you think they must make way for the new and popular look at me i am a guy with a gun etc oh yeah i am a douche with a sword we are generic
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