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[Chris Whitman]

Drugs other than alcohol are the bad drugs, though, because they don't originate in European society: like how opium is always depicted in association with evil Chinese opulence, because of that one time Britain kept selling opium to China and then declared war on China for not wanting to buy opium anymore and made them sign over Hong Kong and promise to buy more opium.

Alcohol is fine because go go Eurocentricity, obviously.

[ChevyRay]

Drugs other than alcohol are the bad drugs, though, because they don't originate in European society: like how opium is always depicted in association with evil Chinese opulence, because of that one time Britain kept selling opium to China and then declared war on China for not wanting to buy opium anymore and made them sign over Hong Kong and promise to buy more opium.

Alcohol is fine because go go Eurocentricity, obviously.

:D

And it keeps our population level down.

[Chris Whitman]

I don't have the stats on the number of pregnancies attributable to alcohol consumption, but you might want to reconsider your point.

I'm not saying; I'm just saying.

[Melly]

I don't have the stats on the number of pregnancies attributable to alcohol consumption, but you might want to reconsider your point.

I'm not saying; I'm just saying.

I think he's talking about death by car accidents and bar fights.

[Chris Whitman]

Yeah, but as long as we end up with enough accidents, it balances out.

I mean, I'm not certain that's how it works, but I have a bottle of gin in the freezer, and if there's any debate, I'm totally willing to get out there and start distorting statistics.

[moi]

On one hand, it does gets laid people who wouldn't get laid otherwise.
On the other hand, it has a culling effect on the population by the accidents it causes, and it is said to decrease masculine fertility.
So it's balanced.

[medieval]

I just noticed he hasn't grown out of his manbaby-phase yet.