Plot summary: you're a powerful, ancient and oh so dark vampire, who woke up from his slumber somewhere in the 1970'.
Curious about the modern world, you entered a night-club. You were sure the people there would react as people always do in your darkly presence. Love you, fear you, respect you... But the people: they just laughed. They pointed you with their fingars. They told you you're not COOL... You ran out, humiliated. But you'll show them allright. You'll show them they were wrong!
Now, your epic journey to regain your cool factor begins. Backed up by your amazing dance moves and horribly bad taste in fashion you strive to become the new disco dancefloor king!
And now seriously: me and TeeGee were playing today with the video game name generator. This was one of the most hilarious outcomes, so I just couldn't resist: I drew a quick sketch. It's more a concept art than a finished piece. I obviously won't be doing the game, but if anyone feels inspired by the idea...