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[Pencerkoff]

Hello... I am Pencerkoff, I make game from internet.  This Game has graphics.



See, Blood God has been slowed, so spider make web on God.  This very funny. :D

Updates will not be so Slothed.  Stay tuned

-PENCERKOFF

[Pencerkoff]

This is again Pencerkoff.  Now Game have name screen and action shot.  This game will win all your prizes.




-PENCERKOFF

[Montoli]

I'm so confused...

Poor slow... blood god?

Oh well.  If nothing else, I dig the action screenshot.  It has both a skeleton AND a snail!

[Zaphos]

So is that screenshot taking place on ... the mold-encrusted skin of the blood god?

[deadeye]

Where's the sloth?  I wanted to play as a sloth

[Corpus]

I'm not buying the faux-pidgeon English. The game sounds like it might (?) be interesting, though.

[deadeye]

I'm not buying the faux-pidgeon English. The game sounds like it might (?) be interesting, though.

Pidgin

And yeah, it's pretty gimmicky.

[Pencerkoff]

I make level that first in game on floor.  Blood God come later but you will walk on him, because he wont move from being Sloth.  I look this word up in dictionary, I use it right?  I have to go to bed now because they turn power off at night.

-PENCERKOFF

[Corpus]

Ah, I kinda mixed two different spellings together there by accident Sleep tight, Pencerkoff.

[Boris]

PENCERKOFF:

Greeting!  I am Boris, video games manager of Video Games Division of PETRO-RUSSIA.  We distribute game "NO ONE CAN STOP THE SLOTH OF THE BLOOD GOD" for all Glorious Russia for enjoy.  This game has Graphics. 

Congratundulations!  Today you are Pride of Russia!

-Boris
Video Games Manager
Video Games Division
PETRO-RUSSIA

[Inane]

Manbabyyyyy!

I look forward to this game with much anxiety, nail-biting, and erections, Pencerkoff.

[Akhel]

[TooMuchSpareTime]

True fact: Chuck Norris can stop the sloth of the blo-*shot* *dies*

[Pencerkoff]

Hello, I like usual am Pencerkoff.  When video games are made by western world they are bad.  When Russia make game everyone has joy.  Thank Boris for support and all who do not believe will be in awe of my graphics.  I update tomorrow when my hard drive is working.

-PENCERKOFF

[ChevyRay]

Awesome.

[team_q]

http://www.bestoldgames.net/eng/old-games/perestroika.php
This is the last game I played from that part of the world, from back when it called itsself CCCP.

[lukipuk]

So what's the progress of this game? Will you finish it?

[Pencerkoff]

For last time, this is Pencerkoff.  This is my video game that is good.  I don't know when 12:00 is for your time so I hope I still make competition.  Here is game enjoy:

http://www.mediafire.com/?tnm1llnsxwj

-PENCERKOFF

[Noyb]

Oh, wow. The game is completely different from the initial posts. I was expecting some kind of weird crawling platformer, but instead I got... hmmm... It's like an RTS, except you chose the spawn frequency rates of your different units instead of directly controlling them. The Blood God's sloth comes in by having a literal blood god hovering over the battlefield, demanding a certain amount of deaths on either side before you can win the battle. So the real goal of the game is to create winnable stalemates. Wow. There's incremental progress of your army's size and  possible composition with each victory you win, and a good balance of difficulty as the game goes on. Since *both* sides get more deadly, it's even harder to intentionally cripple your army in such a way that you can recover. It's more linear than it appears from the world map, but the other selections give you a taste of what's in store, and a tangible goal to strive for. Honestly, this is a lot better than I expected. Well done.

[lukipuk]

The game is great! but it took me long time to figure out what to do...maybe you should include some readme file, and also the messages, which explains why I have lost, are dissapearing too quickly...