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« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2008, 10:07:11 PM » |
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Yeah guys! You're obviously new to this whole forum shilling thing, because posting about your game on arrival is a rookie mistake.
You've got to hit *atleast* 166 posts, full of content which butters up to fellow forumites before you start pimping your game hardcore. See, that's what you guys aren't capable of - leading people on, and making them think they're forming real friendships before blowing them out of the water, telling them you were a shill all the time. Your morals get the better of you and you chicken out, and if they don't find out from you directly (cos you're too chicken to tell them yourself) they call you a jerk, and don't wanna talk to you ever again, and you try to tell them "Sure, it started as a bet, but somehow, along the way, I found out that I love you." but they still think it's a lie.
And as you cry yourself to sleep over a love lost, there's... I dunno... some contrived scene where you stick up for this potential customer's downs syndrome brother who's being picked on by the school bully, and only THEN they buy your game. Trust me, I've been there and it's NOT WORTH THE BLOWJOBS.
You've got to learn not to get attached. After all, they're just a bunch of pimpley nerds on an interweb forum who you kinda wince to call your "audience".
I hope this helps.
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There have always been interactive experiences that go beyond entertainment. For example, if mafia games are too fun for you, then you can always join the mafia. |
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« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2008, 12:01:12 PM » |
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Gulp. Now I don't know what my first post was anymore.
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« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2008, 08:20:11 PM » |
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Good thing I joined during the competition so I had a bunch of your games to bitch on instead.
But I've made bigger mistakes than that guy. I actually got banned after my first post in an "underground" community because I wondered if anyone in my location were willing to sell weed. Yeah. I know.
And don't ban me for that!
And why are focusing on Mario there? Peach is along with him and bathing that lucky guy.
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« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2008, 01:09:48 AM » |
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 I voted for #3.  :D haha ...  my god mario why would you do such a thing |
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« Reply #24 on: October 02, 2008, 06:07:19 PM » |
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This is actually why I joined this community. Because it's so laid back, and doesn't have ten million stickies of do's and dont's
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« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2008, 01:56:52 AM » |
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I still have a bottle of that stuff at my parents house; burried in a box somewhere.
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« Reply #26 on: November 19, 2008, 10:37:13 AM » |
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I still have a bottle of that stuff at my parents house; burried in a box somewhere.
I seriously hope you weren't that boy there when you were little. Mario can be sometimes a twisted old man! |
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« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2008, 11:33:23 PM » |
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I still have a bottle of that stuff at my parents house; burried in a box somewhere.
I seriously hope you weren't that boy there when you were little. Mario can be sometimes a twisted old man! :D :D :D You totally have to dig it out and take a picture of you holding it, you know, for proof. Because if you really do have it, then:  . |
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« Reply #28 on: December 25, 2008, 08:02:48 PM » |
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I voted for #3. Think maybe we could archive this as official Mario softcore porn? |
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« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2009, 06:18:15 PM » |
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I voted for #3. Think maybe we could archive this as official Mario softcore porn? Yes, because all those Mario Slashers will go Crazy over finding proof of the Mario/Little boy shipping :D |
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« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2009, 05:57:30 AM » |
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NO NO
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« Reply #31 on: January 09, 2009, 11:02:23 PM » |
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I voted for #3. Think maybe we could archive this as official Mario softcore porn? Yes, because all those Mario Slashers will go Crazy over finding proof of the Mario/Little boy shipping :D Read the first post. Ok, sorry, just had to. The concept art is so hilarious. the first guy seems like a troll, and the second, but now i'm not so sure. PLEASE TELL ME THEY'RE JOKING PLEASE PLEASE edit: wait, i'm stupid. never mind. it is pretty funny though. |
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« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2009, 03:00:54 AM » |
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PLEASE TELL ME THEY'RE JOKING
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edit: wait, i'm stupid. never mind. it is pretty funny though.
Yes, I had the exactly same reaction. "This can't be true!" "Can this really be true?!" "Oh, it isn't true... Phew." |
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« Reply #33 on: February 01, 2009, 03:33:00 AM » |
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PLEASE TELL ME THEY'RE JOKING
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edit: wait, i'm stupid. never mind. it is pretty funny though.
Yes, I had the exactly same reaction. "This can't be true!" "Can this really be true?!" "Oh, it isn't true... Phew." It isn't? OH, THANK GOD! And I MEAN it! |
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« Reply #34 on: February 13, 2009, 11:21:48 AM » |
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« Reply #35 on: April 29, 2009, 02:52:07 AM » |
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Is it a bad thing that I've seen that cartoon before?
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« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2009, 11:42:18 PM » |
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Haha, well you know, if you post your own game in that thread, that's totally fine. I guess a lot of it is in the tone of your post, also. Tell us about the game... don't treat it like you're selling us a used car.
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« Reply #37 on: October 29, 2009, 06:55:57 AM » |
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Oops. I'm sorry. I broke the rule before I even read this page. Please forgive, I haven't ever seen an online community that I want to become a part of as much as this one and feel really bad that I've started off on the wrong foot.
Sorry Derek. Can we start over?
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« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2009, 07:14:29 AM » |
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Only if you take a shower and get "fruity fresh" for me!  |
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« Reply #39 on: November 08, 2009, 06:02:36 AM » |
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I think Mario has serious emotional issues, probably stemming from possible abandonment issues.
How else can you explain his violence towards walking mushrooms, turtles, property destruction, and creeping people out by hanging out with little boys in the bath?
Has Mario ever considered channeling his emotional scarring into a positive outlet, like heavy metal or theatre?
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