Pacian
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« on: May 06, 2008, 04:16:19 PM » |
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"Greetings astronaut! Your country needs you! Needs you to be blasted permanently into space! In space you will meet many strange beings! Some are your enemies! Some are your friends! Shoot your enemies until they die! Trade with your friends to improve your spaceship! You never know what you will find in space! It is a big place! The amazing stories will amaze you!" DOWNLOAD NOW (2Mb)Features: - Hardcore shmup action with an RPG twist.
- 2Mb file is for hardcore broadband users only.
- Randomised encounters with mysterious aliens.
- Realistic binary personality generator creates both obsequiously friendly and ragingly hostile characters.
- Upgrade hard science fiction components such as 'length' and 'width' from their initial, random settings.
- High definition depiction of rectangles is ready for the plasma screen era.
- Incessant swearing.
- Uncompromising realism depicts the monotony of space travel.
Update: Okay, it's about as done as it's going to get. -----------------------------Old stuff------------------------------------------- (Note: given how I've coded about half the game just this evening, I'm willing to bet I'll be spending the next four weeks adding to my procedural insult generator.) (Additional note: no, the finished version isn't going to look any different from this.) (Further notage: yes, I'm aware that this isn't the B-game competition. )
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« Last Edit: May 28, 2008, 10:32:34 AM by Pacian »
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(\ /) (O.o) - Achtung, baby! (> <)
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Terry
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« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2008, 04:23:47 PM » |
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Can't wait for this - I was wondering what a procedurally generated joke game would look like :D
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Melly
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« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2008, 05:26:12 PM » |
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I'm willing to bet I'll be spending the next four weeks adding to my procedural insult generator. You get my vote.
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moi
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« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2008, 06:29:32 PM » |
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This one looks like a possible winner
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subsystems subsystems subsystems
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Hideous
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« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2008, 11:22:02 PM » |
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I mistook the stars for dirt on my monitor O.o
... Luckily I had some dirt on there anyway.
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Pacian
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« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2008, 11:53:26 PM » |
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I mistook the stars for dirt on my monitor O.o
Those aren't stars, those are the bullets that will carve a path of death through hostile aliens! The finished version may have stars if I can come up with a good method for it. But stars have only a tangential relation to space travel, compared to, say, compound-swears like 'motherwad'.
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(\ /) (O.o) - Achtung, baby! (> <)
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Annabelle Kennedy
Awesomesauce
Level 8
♥Android Love♥
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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2008, 12:01:38 AM » |
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your description made me infinitely happy.
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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2008, 12:30:13 AM » |
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I mistook the stars for dirt on my monitor O.o
Those aren't stars, those are the bullets that will carve a path of death through hostile aliens! The finished version may have stars if I can come up with a good method for it. But stars have only a tangential relation to space travel, compared to, say, compound-swears like 'motherwad'. Right, then you need us to be able to see the bullets better. It was actually really hard to tell if it was dirt or not.
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Pacian
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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2008, 01:52:51 AM » |
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Right, then you need us to be able to see the bullets better. It was actually really hard to tell if it was dirt or not. I think they're a lot easier to see when they're in motion, but I'll make a note to get some feedback on it. Thanks.
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(\ /) (O.o) - Achtung, baby! (> <)
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increpare
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« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2008, 02:30:40 AM » |
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FWIW, I can't see them at all. But then, my monitor is pretty dust-covered, so...
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William Broom
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« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2008, 04:44:42 AM » |
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You sir, are a rogue among rogues, the indie of indies. I salute you!
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Daniel Benmergui
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« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2008, 08:03:56 AM » |
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Expecting this one!
Good Luck! Daniel.
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FARTRON
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« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2008, 08:47:13 AM » |
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I think I will enjoy this.
Do the insults have an impact on gameplay? Shades of monkey island...
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Everything that was once directly lived has receded into a representation. - debord
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Pacian
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« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2008, 12:05:18 AM » |
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Do the insults have an impact on gameplay? The insults will cause you to question your right to exist, possibly slowing your reactions.
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Pacian
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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2008, 03:11:07 AM » |
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Update time! Space Shot now has a beginning... ...and an end! Surely, the greatest story ever told!
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Hideous
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« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2008, 03:25:04 AM » |
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Awesome! No more dust
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PaulMorel
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« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2008, 07:09:17 AM » |
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language/environment?
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shrimp
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« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2008, 10:09:17 AM » |
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" Space Cat Rocket Ship presents"? Looking fun btw... I hope there's a "curse" button so you can swear to yourself to pass the time as you drift through the infinite blackness
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« Last Edit: May 17, 2008, 10:11:07 AM by shrimp »
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Pacian
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« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2008, 03:08:50 AM » |
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Quick update: I've finally implemented the upgrade purchasing thingy. The game is functionally complete save for a few luxury add-ons such as options/difficulty settings etc. Awesome! No more dust Yeah, as soon as I implemented enemy fire I realised that I couldn't see the damn bullets either. :D language/environment?
C++/Allegro/Fmod - Probably Windows only, I'm afraid. And not even sure it's going to work on anyone else's computer...
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(\ /) (O.o) - Achtung, baby! (> <)
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Pacian
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« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2008, 10:36:54 AM » |
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Well, it's pretty much complete. It doesn't save your options, but other than that, everything is there. Have fun. Don't go crazy. Don't expect to actually be any good... Download (2Mb)
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(\ /) (O.o) - Achtung, baby! (> <)
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