Next you should make a game where Gerard Butler engages in gladiatorial combat against plot holes.
I don't get it at all, actually...
As for the rest of your comments, it was made to be a pretty simple game - I wanted to make something in 4 days or so (it took me a lot longer than that, actually). I just wanted to work on something nice and fun rather than the longer, drawn out games I seemed to have made in the past...
Thanks for giving it a play!
(Oh, and it is possible to exit the tutorial. You just press Esc, Space, or Enter. I'm a bit surprised that this would not be the common thing to do actually...)
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I actually only came on to point out that the game was featured on the
indiegames.com blog.
You cannot imagine how happy that makes me