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[rj]

I can't believe you locked the only thread worth two billion dollars

[Capntastic]

I can

[Mark Mayers]

I can't believe you locked the only thread worth two billion dollars

[rj]

SILICON VALLEY TECH SHITHEAD: [in voice of newly enlightened man] how about virginity... squared

[rj]

Oh, yeah...

that is not a proportional response to unauthorized use of software

[rj]

SOFT MAN WITH UNPLEASANT "BABY-STYLE" ARMS AND LEGS: Hello, my name is Palmer Luckey, a name I share with 10% of circus clowns. I am here today to talk to you about my new invention, which is a type of computer that sits one inch from your eyeballs and instantly renders you unlovable even to dogs and cats.

HYPOTHETICAL CROWD RESPONSE (INCORRECT): This man has some interesting ideas. We should hear what he has to say.

HYPOTHETICAL CROWD RESPONSE (CORRECT): Let us pull off his extra large cargo shorts so that we may ridicule his rare medical disorder, "rosacea of the ass".

[alvarop]

Hello Matwek, Thank you for your feedback. We are aware that when we decided to do this game using this theme we were targeting a very particular public. We're trying to give to the story the same kind of tone that you'll find in "The Hangover" movies so yes, the characters are a bit of assholes and also that the game seems a bit sexiest. By no means we want to be sexiest or put women just in the role of decorative objects. We'll try to be very careful on that point but still trying to tell the story of some dudes just messing up their friend's wedding.

Do you actually tried the game or you give us your feedback based on the screenshots?

Something that you pointed out very well and I defenetely will tell to the writer is that when we present the player with important options he gets to choose if he wants to act like an asshole or not and not just give him two asshole options

Thank you

[Schoq]

Real talk:
I saw Toby Fox at a grocery store at some con. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[alvarop]

: Heh heh! Welcome! Why don't you take a look at my wares?
:

That's ok. I've been hated a lot, yet I don't deserve it. Anybody think that I am bad... ...or good?

: I'm not interested in this.

[rj]

You mean those blobs with oversaturated colors, yeah I am not afraid of aliens

the last metroid is not in captivity... Trap Them

[Schoq]

Write in russian, please.

Привет!

Мы запускаем площадку по краудфандинговым сборам в криптовалюте - www.kickico.com

Выше я предложил интересным проектам создать у нас черновики, так как у нас скоро начнется массовая маркетинговая кампания в нескольких странах (Америка, Китай как приоритет).

Вы можете создать черновик вашего проекта, и когда наша площадка запуститься - сентябрь ориентировочно - в первых рядах будут проекты из черновиков созданных сейчас.

[Schoq]

Hello guys, Very new to join this fabulous community and Emoji movie as well.It looks amazing keep doing more stuff with Emoji.Thanks

[Schoq]

Timmy, please, post a no mans sky YouTube with no context or explanation to let us know you're OK and the hurricane has passed

[s0]

nobody broke out myer-briggs yet which makes it far better than average for a thread like this

intj stands for "I'm named TJ" and is a shorthand way of telling people that your name is TJ

[Capntastic]

*gently places my hand atop yours in a fraternal gesture and speaks with the serenity of a faith healer* shut the fuck up

[Schoq]

hey just out of curiosity what is the state of home motion capture software since people started experimenting with the kinect

cant wait for merry gear solid V: the santa pain

[Manuel Magalhães]

how much to hire super joe as an inflUen_Cer

i spit on mens laws and only do things that will either benefit humanity or are dumb as shit

[Manuel Magalhães]

I see two issues that you might want to look into changing and see if it helps:

1. The currency symbol suggests that you live inside a JRPG, games may be blocked on a regional level to facilitate efficient war crime denial

2. Alter your preferences to exclude mega man