If you need more explicit help understanding your goal in each game, you can activate pretentious mode for further clarification.
I've spent several minutes trying to find words which will express just how awesome this is,
and I can't do it. Thanks!
Some of these scenarios are quite challenging and addictive.
(Not this one though:)
fuckalicious
In this oblique mystery you are inexplicably a heavily-armed supersoldier, hopelessly trying to eat happiness.
Sounds like a typical FPS to me.
Awesome! :D
I like the way it defines this game:
generic
In this thrilling sequel you will have complete influence over a wisecracking anthropomorphic mascot reluctantly trying to obliterate a wisecracking anthropomorphic mascot.
Artgame! It challenges the way we think about challenges.
I wasn't quite sure while making it whether it was more an art game or a parody of art games. Honestly, I'm still not sure.