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[Maxim Schoemaker]

Please rename your file bjoern.php...

xD, why? :3

Anyway. Tried the first level. I didn't beat it. It beat me. Is it possible to beat it if I don't suck, or does it go on for ever? I guess it doesn't, since there is a second level, so for how long does it go on? I need to estimate my chances here.

Level 2 (and 3) will be locked at the beginning of the game. You can unlock level 2 by gaining 10.000 points in level 1 (the same goes for level 3 in level 2). Before 10.000 points level 1 goes through different enemy progressions (if that's how you call it, I don't know...) after that it remains the same, but of course you can play it forever and beat the highscore ^^

It'll be better with leaderbords

[Maxim Schoemaker]

Time for an update!

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Level 3 is done!
All I've got left to do is applying some polish and finding some frickin' music that suits this baby

Hope you enjoy level 3!

Cheers,

Maxim

[Maxim Schoemaker]

Hooray! Added a preloader and and intro movie/comic thing, for which I apologize for its horrible ugliness...

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[Maxim Schoemaker]

MagnoB is done! ^^

I've decided to stop whining and to just make some music myself I know it's not really good music, but screw that. I just wanted to finish this project!

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It's be up on FGL soon!

Cheers,

Maxim

[oahda]

Please rename your file bjoern.php...

xD, why? :3

Because his name is Björn and not Bjorn.

[oahda]

Must be lonely being a grammar nazi.

This isn't grammar.

Sorry. I couldn't resist.

In all seriousness, though, you seem to have gotten an impression of me as a very mean and annoying person, and you seem very eager to "defend" others from my terrible ways. I'm sorry to have given you this impression. You should take anything that could be considered mean in the slightest sense with a grain of salt. I don't want you to get worked up and experience harsh feelings about something that didn't really annoy me; it's not like I've been off the topic – I have already commented on the game, and this time, I just answered an additional question that was raised. I've actually tried to apologise to you before. I'm not evil!

Let's move any further discussion into PM's, though. This, for one thing, is not on the topic, as aren't your complaints about me.

[Maxim Schoemaker]

Apparently, referencing Mario in your game isn't really cool... So I've decided to rename "Mario ain't got nuffin' on Björn" into: "No one ain't got nuffin' on Björn".

I've also added sound effects to the swings (even if they don't hit creeps). And I've made the combo score numbers increase in size relative to their magnitude.


Also, guys (Skomakar'n and Gabriel Verdon) please be a little more mature

[Mef]

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[Maxim Schoemaker]

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Yeah sorry, we updated the website and its directory stuff. It's sir-realism.com/pages/bjorn.php now

Didn't think anyone would ever be interested in this

[Mef]

Well, the description of Björn was meant to produce quite a hype, now wasn't it?

 

Anyways, the game isn't a badass 100+ worlds platformer I was expecting, but plays quite nice for its arcadey style.