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[ravuya]

No, he finds the 11-year-olds that he molests on MySpace. The ones he harasses just email him.

Oh man now we're gonna get sued.

[Chris Whitman]

I would like the record to show that it wasn't me who suggested that Jack Thompson molests and/or murders eleven year olds he meets on MySpace.

I also never suggested that he buries the bodies in shallow graves by the railroad tracks.

[ravuya]

I never said he murders the kids he molests; I also never said that he keeps them gagged and tied in his basement and the Miami police department should investigate posthaste.

[Chris Whitman]

I understand what you're saying, I just wouldn't want people to come away from this with the idea that the only man who can stop him is Detective Mickey Laslo, a hardboiled cop from the mean streets of Detroit with one wooden leg and nothing to lose.

And don't get the impression from anything I say that he'll need to act quickly to unravel Jack Thompson's tangled web of clues and save the life of a young child before it is too late.

It certainly won't be the blockbuster hit of the summer.

[moi]

I just read on yahoo that V-Tech shooter bought his ammo via Ebay.
Man I think things are getting better, we can just go and blame everything on Ebay and save videogames' ass for a while.

Maybe we should notify Jack thompson about it, instead of spreading rumours about this righteous man, I would certainly not approve of people saying that Jack Thompson visits transvestite dominatrix Mistress Karla living at 9515 NW 12 Street , Miami, every wednesday afternoon and likes to be taken roughly because he's "a very naughty boy", that would certainly not be very logical from a man who likes to molest 11 year old boys, would it?
Where would he take all the time to do that?
It's most certainly a lookalike. Maybe his twin brother.

[Anthony Flack]

They said that the gun shop that sold him the weapons had supplied the guns for four prior homicides as well. Is that peculiar, do you think, or is that just business as usual in a Virginia gun shop? Like selling the winning lottery tickets, but in a bad way?

[ravuya]

I certainly wouldn't want to imply that Jack Thompson currently has several small Malaysian children on order from their government. It's especially obvious that it would be an error to implicate me in any sort of statement regarding his current collection of illegal pornographic materials, date-rape drugs and high-powered firearms in his rented storage space.

Is that peculiar, do you think, or is that just business as usual in a Virginia gun shop? Like selling the winning lottery tickets, but in a bad way?

Doesn't seem too peculiar to me; if he purchased them legally it just seems like a run of bad luck on the part of the gun-store owners.

Of course, the news did say the guns had their serial numbers filed off, so if the shop did intentionally sell guns with no serial numbers, it's pretty obvious which demographic they're catering towards. And I'm pretty sure that's a federal crime.

[Chris Whitman]

You know, we may not agree with Jack Thompson or his methods, but at least he is doing something he believes in and fighting for what he thinks is right, and I, personally, cannot stand idly by and watch as you fellows, sitting pretty in your ivory towers, destroy his good name with the unfounded allegation that, after he murders his victims, he wears a mantle woven of their intestines in an elaborate ritual designed to divine the true name of God.

[ravuya]

Well, I can't stand by while you slaughter his reputation mercilessly with unfounded accusations that he once tied up and attempted to molest a donkey during his many drug-seeking trips to the desert.

[PoV]

http://kotaku.com/gaming/hardball/clip-jack-thompson-gets-hardballed-253501.php

Thompson on Hardball.  The last moment is bizarre.  Apparently claiming some kid trained for a shooting on Super Columbine Massacre.

Isn't Super Columbine Massacre an RPG?

[Anthony Flack]

Indeed, Super Columbine Massacre RPG is an RPG. That is a super-neat claim he just made, since he is now arguing that you can train yourself to be a cold-blooded killer by moving an avatar across a blocky, tile-map room, pressing a button and reading pop-up dialogue. Unfortunately, it is probably a little bit difficult to explain this to anyone who doesn't already know enough about videogames to know that Thompson is an shameless liar, but it would be nice if, next time he was interviewed, the host played a short clip of the game in action and said, "Hey Jack, this is the game that you claimed was used as a tactical murder simulator"

I also like the part where he says that, despite a complete lack of any evidence, videogames must have been involved, because it would be impossible to go on a killing rampage without them. Basically I'm enjoying watching his credibility in the mainstream media continue to erode.

[Alec]

When you think about it, Jack Thompson and School Shootings have a higher correlation than Video Games and School Shootings.

I guess therefore Jack Thompson must be the leading cause of School Shootings.

[Anthony Flack]

Nah, unfortunately school shootings are the leading cause of Jack Thompson.

[PoV]

Side effects may include drowsiness, loss of breath, irregular heart rate, loss of temper, runny nose, headache, uncontrollable flatulence, or the aftertaste of banana.  Do not take Jack Thompson if you are pregnant, or have a history of heart problems.  Ask your doctor about Jack Thompson.

[ravuya]

Jack Thompson will cause impotence. Do not administer Jack Thompson to patients who have a history of colorectal cancer, strong political opinions, or ability to breathe through their nose. Strong allergic reactions may result. Do not take Jack Thompson before operating heavy machinery.

Jack Thompson is a Schedule 3 controlled substance, brought to you by the letter M and the number 34.