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[ஒழுக்கின்மை (Paul Eres)]

i agree but i wasn't thinking of dumb newbies, i was thinking of people with at least some experience/talent in making indie games who are dedicated and intelligent but not familiar with irc, e.g. gabriel -- in those cases i think allen would give them a more positive experience

[Blademasterbobo]

unless allen gets drunk and decides to flip out over nothing and ban you

(which would be fine if everyone had ops, but that's pretty much a lie at this point)

[ஒழுக்கின்மை (Paul Eres)]

that hasn't happened to me in the last 3 years; i think i've been kicked but never banned for more than a minute or two, and never by allen

[The Monster King]

allen flipped out over me a few times, he is a flipper-outer and in general not very friendly

[Nix]

that's just how he communicates. I don't think allen is actually angry very often

[Udderdude]

I had allen on ignore within the first day of visiting #tigirc

Do I win a prize? >_>

[Tanner]

I'm in allen right now. We'll see how this goes.

[MeshGearFox]

[22:21] <Mesh> REAL ANAL MEMORY
[22:21] <jamie_s> the jean luc godard one?
[22:21] <jamie_s> or that new one?
[22:21] <jamie_s> but i guess it was neither!
[22:21] <Ashkin> I should buy Retro City Rampage.
[22:21] <jamie_s> in this case
[22:21] <Mesh> Is it inappropriate to pay a hooker for hugs
[22:21] <jamie_s> no mesh
[22:21] <Ashkin> no mesh
[22:21] <Ashkin> You need a hooger
[22:21] <jamie_s> many hookers get paid in that way
[22:21] <Ashkin> >sounds like 'booger' :l
[22:22] <jamie_s> by sad men
[22:22] <Ashkin> mesh is not sad
[22:22] *** BlademasterBobo_ quit (Ping timeout: 195 seconds)
[22:22] <Ashkin> Mesh: Anal memory is the strongest memory
[22:22] <Ashkin> Stronger than smell
[22:23] <Ashkin> A practiced man can remember a penis' shape years after it has been in his rump
[22:23] <Ashkin> trufax
[22:24] <jamie_s> i didn't know i was still capable of doing this but

[ink.inc]

[00:54] <sigvatr> what i am working on is the Brain Damage API, an artificial creativity library. over the next decade it's appications will be suitable mostly for video games, but as its capabilities expand i have further ambitions spanning into and beyond entertainment and media.
[00:55] <sigvatr> it is roughly generic so its applications are up to the programmer who makes use of it
[00:55] <Skomakarn> What programmering language is it?
[00:55] <+BlademasterBobo> are you actually planning on releasing the engine itself?
[00:55] <Skomakarn> *programming
[00:55] <sigvatr> C++
[00:55] <Skomakarn> :D
[00:57] <sigvatr> maybe not for decades, i will probably organize a clean room engineering methodology to write an opensource counterpart that adheres to industry standards and sources bug fixing and optimization from the internet
[00:57] <+BlademasterBobo> ah
[01:00] <sigvatr> the second stage of my project will arrive once the API is completed, at least a decade from now, which i am predicting will have wide reaching repercussions in creative media and entertainment as a whole. at this point, the BDAPI will, with the right training (as it is an artificial intelligence) be capable of producing AAA+ quality music, movies, games and beyond. this will cause the
[01:00] <sigvatr> entertainment industry to collapse and will most likely have profound implications of humanity's sense of worth.
[01:01] <sigvatr> ultimately it will relegate the human creative process to atomic, automatic linearity
[01:01] <+BlademasterBobo> so basically youre trying to code a singularity
[01:02] <+BlademasterBobo> haha
[01:02] <sigvatr> it sounds frightening, but the third and final stage of the project will be the light at the end of the tunnel, where i realize the cybernetic brain interface between the human mind and the creative machine. here, humanity will ascend to the post-human epoch.
[01:03] <Archaemic> BlademasterBobo: sounds like it
[01:03] <sigvatr> only then will mankind accept and embrace the inevitability and beauty of transhumanism

[01:05] <sigvatr> so to sum up the project in terms of its ultimate goal: the relegation of humanity in its present iteration to redundancy; bringing about a post-human future, spurring humanity onwards towards godhood

[Ashkin]

<AllyMcBeal> dude one time a brony asked me to draw porn of their character so i just drew some photorealistic non-mlp horse porn in mspaint, just to fuck with them

[MeshGearFox]

[22:44] <SaintGutFree> ugh
[22:44] <SaintGutFree> FUCK ball pythons
[22:46] <SaintGutFree> i just ate a package of sea monkeys

[Blademasterbobo]

[19:52] <allen> no one is too nice to be called an idiot

[Blademasterbobo]

[21:52] *** Braun has joined #tigirc
[21:52] <Braun> Hello
[21:52] <Braun> there
[21:53] <fuzzledMitch> Hello
[21:53] <Braun> Can you guys tell me who the creators of Cave Story is?, and What 3d pixel is called?
[21:53] <Braun> i cant create a account
[21:54] <Makeii> wut
[21:54] <Makeii> Pixel, and voxel
[21:55] <Braun> ok ill try again
[21:55] <Braun> Makeii
[21:55] <Braun> are you game-programmer/developer
[21:55] <Makeii> Yup.
[21:56] <Braun> im looking for some game developers
[21:56] <Braun> i got a great idea

[21:57] <Braun> But you dont want to work for me
[21:57] <Braun> ?
[21:57] <Makeii> Why would I want to?
[21:58] <Braun> Because it gonna be a hit. Try to look at virtualmanager.com
[21:59] <Makeii> It isn't going to be a hit until you complete it.
[21:59] <mno> what's even the idea
[22:00] <Braun> i want to make a game like this ( virtualmanager.com), but this game its going to be about handball

[22:04] <mno> I don't think you'll get many handball players
[22:04] <mno> yeah, it's like handball but no hands and more agressive
[22:05] <Braun> Yeah, actually handball is more agressive, but football is nearly the same like Handball. The only different is that in football, you are using hands and no foots which you are using in football
[22:06] <Braun> No i know
[22:07] <Braun> I am not searching about a handball player, i am searching for some gamedevelopers who can make it for free, and when we then got advertisements on our page, i will pay them

[22:08] <Braun> you are a game developer?
[22:08] <Makeii> I think it's safe to say all of us are developers

[22:15] <+BlademasterBobo> braun: youre not gonna have very much luck if you cant show stuff youve already done
[22:16] <Makeii> Dude it doesn't matter, it's going to be a hit
[22:16] <mno> yeah didn't you hear
[22:16] <Makeii> He says so.
[22:16] <mno> it'll have ads and everything
[22:16] <+BlademasterBobo> i see
[22:17] <mno> making the big bucks
[22:17] <+BlademasterBobo> advertisements     you say
[22:17] <mno> he said
[22:17] <+BlademasterBobo> Braun   if there are ads involveed th atchanges ev erything   hire me plz
[22:17] <+BlademasterBobo> i make u handball

and then he pm'd me:

[22:23] <BlademasterBobo> hi
[22:23] <Braun> do you mean it serious?
[22:24] <Braun> want to programming?
[22:24] <BlademasterBobo> how many advertisements?
[22:25] <Braun> i dont know how many advertisements we gonna have
[22:25] <Braun> why
[22:25] <Braun> ?
[22:25] <BlademasterBobo> idk if i can work for less than 20 advertisements
[22:26] <Braun> Ok send me a mail
[22:26] <Braun> [email address]

[Nix]

http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=25646.0;topicseen

[Capntastic]

[ink.inc]

im dying bobo

[sigfarter]

[08:36:36] <13sigvatr> oh boy i'm unbanned
[08:36:42] <13sigvatr> hey crowe fuck you you faggot i'm not banned anymore
[08:36:49] * Siiseli sets mode: +b *!*sig@*.static.tpgi.com.au
[08:36:49] * You were kicked by lemmer (banned(*!*sig@*.static.tpgi.com.au) by Siiseli)
[08:36:49] * Attempting to rejoin channel #tigirc
[08:36:50] * Unable to join channel (address is banned)

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[19:20:31] <ElTipejoLoco> There's something surreal about seeing ortoslon enter a channel, then quit out of IRC almost instantaneously
[19:20:44] <ElTipejoLoco> as if perhaps he performed a speedrun of IRC

[MeshGearFox]

<ElTipejoLoco> I think the weird thing about the internet is that I'm more willing to accept that a phallus might have opposable thumbs than I am a peanut.

[sigfarter]

<mr_otter> sex is pretty much all i really want for the most part