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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2008, 05:26:18 PM » |
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"Once upon a time, in the great land of TIGSf, lived many happy members who every day laughed, cheered and played wonderful games. The King of this land, Derekeenpopenmayor, helped by the many community members, had established rules which people had to follow so everyone around TIGf would live in harmony. Using all his knowledge and the help of his faithful ally, the great warlock Progriumaximus, Derekeenpopenmayor built a powerful weapon called the BANT hammer, a very special tool that allowed the king to smite down foes so hard that their very souls would shatter into tiny little letters. B, A,2 Ns, E, and D for those who are curious. But why would the king need such a weapon? Weren't all the members living in harmony? What could possibly trouble their peace? Well sometimes, among the members, lurked nasty little robots.
Usualy hiding under the skin of a human, these Sneaky Puerile Advertising Machines, or SPAM bots, have a heart of coal and are as cold as the steel of which they are made of. Their brains are programmed so that their hearts have no emotional attachment between them and the community is possible. These robots are here to pollute the land with their many trap links hoping that one day, one member would be fooled and fall into their trap. Do you know what these robots do to you when they catch you? I wish I could tell you but, I don't know... Nobody ever came back from one of these traps.
Luckily, the King had a heart of gold. He allowed these SPAMbots to repent for their sins before the BANT hammer would drop. The King knew that, behind the thick layer of coal, a true heart may be found. If a SPAMbot would start behaving like the other members, he would allow it to stay."
So, my dear Harry balls, you have the choice here. Either you follow the path of the cold and lonely spambot or you start acting like a human member. In all cases, concider yourself warned about spamming.
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