Great shooting game with a very compelling scoring system. I tried to 1CC it but then I died. It is hard, like the dick I am playing as. My persona has been grafted onto a phallic image on my LCD screen, a Freudian apotheosis of my subconscious into the mists of simulation. The rainbow laser was a very comforting thing to view, and I am glad you support gay rights. There does not seem to be a backstory explaining why the green men are throwing candy bars at the floating laser dick (me), so I hope your next game will give us an intro explaining this. The healthbar is also a form of phallic imagery, and represents your rejection of shooting conventions, which you have substituted with the shooting of a penile entity.
EDIT: Here is what my friend, a master literary critic, had to say about this work of art:
[10:02:59 PM] Zero Kirby: It is a modern classic of our time
[10:03:43 PM] Zero Kirby: It signifies how we must remain hard and firm even in the face of opposition